a sexual act in which you perform oral on your partner while moving your legs in a circular motion while writing out "do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around" in your partners vagina, while grabbing her breasts and moving them up and down like cow utters. and (this is optional) your friend is gonna beat the shit out of his meat whilst singing the lyrics to "the hokey pokey"
jake "me and my girlfriend performed the hokey pokey last night"
kyle "thats cool, but did you ever try "the school bus"?
kyle "thats cool, but did you ever try "the school bus"?
by Mr.DocterAids June 19, 2022
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It is rumored that Kyle Rittenhouse shot up some black guys. He did, however he killed them by making them do this new procedure called The Burkina Fason Pokey Pokey.
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A penguin that lives in the Arctic Circle, often accompanied by his friends Headcheese and Mr. Nutty.
by Dark Chaos August 16, 2004
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by Jessie July 23, 2003
Get the Porgey mug.A vagina that has become victim to "reverse wiping" after a female deposits her poop in a porcelain waste receptacle.
Instead of wiping front to back, the anus is wiped towards the vagina, causing a foul odour and taste near the vaginal opening.
Instead of wiping front to back, the anus is wiped towards the vagina, causing a foul odour and taste near the vaginal opening.
Mother: What way do we always wipe after a poop?
Daughter: Front to back!
Mother: That's right! We don't want a pooey cooch now do we?
Daughter: Front to back!
Mother: That's right! We don't want a pooey cooch now do we?
by pooch763 September 25, 2009
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by Malibu Mayberry May 24, 2011
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Yo, put that touchy pokey down so we can play touchy feely.
Teacher: OK kids, please refrain from playing with your touchy pokey during instructional time.
Your touchy pokey is vibrating, do you want to get that?
Teacher: OK kids, please refrain from playing with your touchy pokey during instructional time.
Your touchy pokey is vibrating, do you want to get that?
by Ms. Bliss February 3, 2012
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