Oh no dont touch that its a MMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRDEEEEEEEEEEER PLANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
dont touch Murder Plants or you will go to the infinite abyss
dont touch Murder Plants or you will go to the infinite abyss
by E-Stuffs October 1, 2016
Get the Murder Plantmug. by Piranha Plant August 6, 2014
Get the piranha plantingmug. Plant hoes are individuals, usually women from the ages of 18-45, who impulsively buy plants (usually "rare" species of Philodendron, Anthurium, Monstera, Epipremnum, etc) that generally have uniform coloration, leaf morphology and growth patterns. This behavior usually stems from the excessive need to fit into consumerist culture, except instead of the new shiny Samsung or Apple smartphone, it's an excessive collection of relatively monotone plants that serve no purpose other than fill the vapid ego of their owner. As soon as a new obsession (usually in the form of twenty plants from Ecuagenera imports) begins, the other "rare" plants that they hoarded are neglected, and left to suffer amongst the thousands of other plants that hoard their studio apartments. Plant hoes are generally identified by these following features:
1. Soulless, insect-like eyes that light up only for certain aroid species.
2. A constantly overdrawn bank account, rampant credit card debt, or loans taken out to satiate their shopping addiction.
3. Impulsivity only stemmed from the consumerist desire for rarer plant species.
4. Call their hoarding of plants "a jungle" as a coping mechanism.
5. When asked to elaborate more on why they procured their plants, the typical response usually pertains to how everyone had it, rather than more detailed information on the plant itself.
1. Soulless, insect-like eyes that light up only for certain aroid species.
2. A constantly overdrawn bank account, rampant credit card debt, or loans taken out to satiate their shopping addiction.
3. Impulsivity only stemmed from the consumerist desire for rarer plant species.
4. Call their hoarding of plants "a jungle" as a coping mechanism.
5. When asked to elaborate more on why they procured their plants, the typical response usually pertains to how everyone had it, rather than more detailed information on the plant itself.
Person 1: "Jesus, why is David buying every golden pothos he sees in the garden isle?"
Person 2: "He's a plant hoe, he needs to fill his soul with a bunch of useless plants."
Person 2: "He's a plant hoe, he needs to fill his soul with a bunch of useless plants."
by anonymous January 1, 2022
Get the Plant Hoemug. it's a joke making fun of the cancerous meme it self, DAMN DANIEL. it was originally made by the YouTuber called I Hate Every Thing (IHE), and he was talking shit at the damn daniel meme, so in the video he said that everything can be a meme nowdays, so he took a plant, put it in the middle of the floor, pointed at it and said DURR PLANT!
Guy 1 : Damn Guy 2 back at it again with the savage comebacks!
Guy 2 : dude anything can be a meme in 2016, btw DURR PLANT!
Guy 2 : dude anything can be a meme in 2016, btw DURR PLANT!
by Bubblett July 17, 2016
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