by Maddison Knox November 13, 2008
"That kid smelled like he was dipped in a vat of piss. Like he woke up that morning and said "Whoo! Bring on the piss!" and someone brought on the piss. I don't know who would bring piss on, but you can pretty much hire anybody on Google these days. Just type in Piss Painters and someone will coat you down for a reasonable price."
by Tetyana October 14, 2006
A type of severe diarrhea in which you unleash a torrent of pure liquid shit with the force of a high pressure waterjet table. Ass Piss is usually encountered shortly after a trip to Taco Bell.
Joe and I went to Taco Bell and about 30 minutes later, he destroyed the seat of my truck with a stream of Ass Piss like I've never seen. It cut clean through the passenger floorboard.
by CDRTickledick May 28, 2020
Simply put, a piss jug is any large vessel that houses ones urine for safe transportation to a landfill site.
by Richie June 06, 2006
NOTE: this definition applies to guys only (girls can't do a quiet piss)
when you aim your piss at a dry section of the toilet (usually just above the water line farthest from you), so it doesn't make as much noise as when you pee directly into the water
when you aim your piss at a dry section of the toilet (usually just above the water line farthest from you), so it doesn't make as much noise as when you pee directly into the water
by cream of sumyungay September 18, 2005
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