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Parisian Picnic

When tourists lay out some picnic rugs and consume crackers and wine, whilst watching you and your sexual partners Eiffel Tower each other.
Let’s sit down, have a Parisian Picnic and look at the Eiffel towering those two blokes with the massive cocks are giving to that pixie looking midget.
by Jobman212 October 21, 2023
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PICNIC

PICNIC is an abbreviation of Problem In Chair Not In Computer
For help desk or incident management classification when the issue was the use inability to follow the process correctly this qualifies as a being a PICNIC
by Purdey November 6, 2023
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Lake House Picnic Table

When one woman (usually older) eats out her friend from behind on a dock while a male companion watches and masturbates.
My Airbnb's neighbors were displeased when they noticed my mom enjoying a Lake House Picnic Table at 2am
by phillyp1 December 29, 2023
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Picnic blanket

A combination of spooge and period blood whilst banging a girl on the rag
Andrew gave his girlfriend Julia a picnic blanket yesterday at the party…No ants were reported injured..
by Randino69 April 26, 2023
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A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.
"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"
by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023
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Misty Thicket Picnic

The graphic act of putting cheesecloth over a midgets face before proceeding to ejaculate on the cloth after not drinking water and eating only cheese for several days.
I’m into this new chick but she’s a little short. Going to give her a misty thicket picnic later tonight
by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles August 30, 2023
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yer a sandwich aff a picnic

scottish slang for “you’re a sandwich short of a picnic.”

means you are dumb.
Person 1: “Bro idk how to solve this math equation..”

Person 2: “Wit? that’s heavy easy. yer a sandwich aff a picnic, mate.”
by scrotumsoldier September 6, 2023
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