Picnic ass

1.
When a womens ass is large enough that when consumed you do not come up hungry.

2.
When a womens ass is used like a table to hold your plate of food.

1.Kelli has such a picnic ass, the last time I ate that booty I was not hungry for 2 days.
2. I went to Patty's house for dinner, she farted on my plate of hotdogs when I was using her picnic ass.

by jumbofupaass May 27, 2022

Picnic table crew

A crew that assembles to light up a bowl and get ubber high consists of awesome college kids

Sara via text is the picnic table crew going to meet

Ryan fuck ya last time at the picnic table crew sara lost her eyes due to super highness

by jong kerr April 18, 2011

Picnic Today

An old man with a limited grasp of the English Language approaches you and your friend just snacking on some chips.

"Picnic Today" He says "uh yeah I geuss" you say as your friend sits behind you positively bewildered.

by Absurdly huge January 24, 2022

Australian picnic

Lunch down under ;)

Al fresco oral sex

Was out for a nice walk with the Mrs yesterday, next minute we're having an australian picnic in the bushes!

by SunshineRae February 17, 2019

Picnic basket

A person's hidden bag of fetishes. The things you don't even admit to your besties.

I'll tell you one fetish but I'm not showing you my whole picnic basket on the first date.

by laszlomann July 30, 2014

Lake House Picnic Table

When one woman (usually older) eats out her friend from behind on a dock while a male companion watches and masturbates.

My Airbnb's neighbors were displeased when they noticed my mom enjoying a Lake House Picnic Table at 2am

by phillyp1 December 29, 2023

Drizzy picnic

A day time event or picnic where you get fucked up

Lets have a drizzy picnic and do lots of drugs or drink

by Snappyeyez June 25, 2014