Puckernut

Sphincter, asshole, anus, browneye...

I used my 12' monkey wrench to loosen your sister's puckernut.

by The_mekanik March 17, 2004

pucker pie

For those who don't like the idea of snackin on hair pie, there is the pucker pie. A nicely puckered pink asshole, may even have a bush of hair, mmmm. Quite the splendid treat for the accomplished salad tosser.

Aunt Flow is visiting. Damn...... Thankfully there is the pucker pie to hold me over. Nice sweet treat for those off days.

by freaky lady June 20, 2007

pucker

The butthole which resembles someones lips when they are puckered up for a kiss which is appropriate for kissing someones ass.

"I mooned Jenni and I spread my asscheeks in order to reveal my pucker, she was grossed out and was freaking, so i assumed she had seen the pucker."

by Caitland August 24, 2006

Pucker taint

Area of a man's taint which when pressed or licked causes his asshole to contract

I always cum like a wild cat when my girlfriend puts her thumb on my pucker taint

by Jason Dmc December 16, 2008

PUCKERED RAISIN

a asshole

Boy! That girl had a nice puckered raisin!

by xBOOGIE MANx October 22, 2009

pheasant plucker

pleasant fucker; a corruption first overheard at a Haddasah lunch meeting.

"So, Evelyn, I hear you're seeing Mortie Freedman. He's a pheasant plucker?"

"Yes, Joyce, and a svell dancer, too."

by Supaju August 6, 2008

Pucker Factor

When an EMT or Paramedic arrives on scene of a call and the first impression of the patient is called the Pucker Factor. The Pucker can be visual as well as nasal. A person who has taken a dump in their pants can lead to a pucker factor, not only of the butt hole but of the nasal passages as well, depending upon whether the EMT or Paramedic is a green rookie or a seasoned veteran. The higher the pucker factor of the EMS providers on scene, the more urgent the need for rapid and immediate transport to a hospital. A partial amputation would have a pucker factor of a 5 or 6 whereas a complete amputation would have a pucker factor of a 7 or an 8.

EMT1: What was that call last night, I heard it go out but I was out of town?
EMT2: It was a victim of pretty serious fall at the construction site over on Third Street.
EMT1: Damn, how bad was it?
EMT2: The way he landed, he was all twisted up like a pretzel. It gave me a pucker factor of six right away.
EMT1: No shit, so what did you guys do?
EMT2: I called dispatch to get fly the bird right away.
EMT1: Wow, no shit. I wish I had been there.

by Jay Dog February 2, 2010