philadelphia cream cheese

1. This is the art of jerking off onto a piece of toast, spreading it around, then using philly cream cream cheese on top of it to disguise the jism. Great for giving to the bitch or bastard you cant stand.

The bitch was pissing me off so i gave her the philadelphia cream cheese for breakfast and she loved it. She said it had a familiar taste.

by Silk Brah March 21, 2008

Philadelphia

Philadelphia, often reffered to as Philly, is a wonderously tasty full fat soft cheese, first made in America 1872 by William Lawrence (Hero) although the first European records of "cream cheese" date back to as early as 1651... Apperently it has a pH range of 4.4 to 4.9. Mental. Furthermore, it is fantastic on crackers. (Also a city.)

Chris: Hey man, my crackers are really dry... I'm really down.

Paul: Dude, you should try some Philadelphia.

Chris: What would a city do for my crackers?

Paul: No fool, it's cream cheese. Here.

Chris: Wow! you're right, this is the shit dude. My life is complete.

by pbear21 September 21, 2009

Pollock, Philadelphia

Tuff ass hood with bad bitches. We get fucked up every weekend with real niggas from other hoods. Talk shit on Pollock get fucked up. #pollock #pollock1shot

We goin to pollock, philadelphia tonight be ready to get fucked up

by Heybuddyyy May 29, 2018

philadelphia flyers

a terrible whining team that sucks! they think they are tough but they are all woman-like. they will NEVER win another stanley cup.

The Philadelphia Flyers suck.
DUH!

by sidney crosbyy babyyy May 9, 2008

philidelphia

What dumbasses from places outside of Jersey, Delaware and Pennsylvania (mainly New England and the South East) call PHILADELPHIA.

Bostonian: "I was in Philidelphia before the Superbowl, and it totally owns Boston is all ways".

by SBXXXIX January 31, 2005

Philadelphia Sandwich

When to white men ejaculate on the chest and back of a black woman, then one lays underneath her and the other on top. Resembling a philly cheese steak

After Tom ate Fred's "Kentucky Caner Sore" out of his asshole they decided to preform a Philadelphia Sandwich on there good friend, Bon' Qui Qui

by AJ&KEVIN November 7, 2010

Philadelphia Eagles

Another term for international choke artists!

The Philidelphia Eagles lost another one!


go Patriots

by Punkhead May 29, 2005