Friends with Penefits

Someone you wouldn't really talk to except that sitting next to them in class comes with the crucial benefit of always being able to borrow their pens.

Fuccbois and fuccgirls worldwide begin making friends with penefits around middle school, and perfect the technique in high school and college. Shy students with large, adorned pencil cases are often the targets.

Always a one-sided relationship. Taker will gnaw on pen caps the way lovers gnaw on hearts.

From 7th grade through 11th grade, Teddy thought Alyssa and him might have a future together after sitting together in English for 6 years. However, when he started using a tablet and stylus instead of his Pilot pens, she moved to sit next to Chad and he realised they had never been anything more than friends with penefits.

by daltonjfk October 3, 2019

Friends With Pegefits

Friends with benefits but just with pegging.

Friends with whom one pegs the other without a romantic relationship or commitment.

“Aren’t you and Jenna friends with benefits?”
“No, just friends with pegefits”

by NapoleonAvery July 11, 2020

want to peeeeee

Misspelled term that, when used, activates some sort of fetish play. Just spell it correctly to avoid this. Book move.

1. "want to peeeeee"
2. "Just do it."
1. "right here right now?

in my pantsv"
2. "Right there right now"
1. "in me pants"
2. "In your pants"
1. "but itll be
gtosss
gross
icky"
2. "It will be ok
It'll be nice and warm"
1. "hmmmm ok"

by birbisbad May 8, 2024