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Painting The Shed

To skeet semen profusely all over a woman's vagina and then rub your dick up and down on it between her labia lips.
"Yea I was painting the shed last night and it was fucking awesome"

"Uh dude, yesterday I was painting the shed doggie style it was soo noice but then the girl fucking shit! And it like slid down. So I painted the shed brown. It was really gross at first but then it was like....sorta like cool."
by Meg Roan November 1, 2007
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Painting the tree

An act of oral sex.

The tongue duplicates the motions of a paint brush (up and down strokes) 'painting' the penis or 'tree'.
Man that bitch got on with Painting the tree last night, got me so hard.
by techieman June 26, 2009
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Taint painting

When a woman rides your face while shes on her period and the other person comes up with red wings
A bloody face can be a result of taint painting.
by Hunybunz June 10, 2018
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Painting the porch

The act of smearing anal or vaginal discharge/residue/leakage on to your partner's pubic area while receiving doggystyle sex.
I took Becky from behind last night. When I was done, there was poo everywhere!! I don't know if it was the spicy Mexican food or some kind of weird kink, but it was clear from her reaction that she's no stranger to painting the porch!
by milqman August 31, 2018
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paintingsexual

Someone who only feels sexual attraction to... paintings?
“Why the hell is he making out with that painting?”
“He’s paintingsexual leave the man be.”
by Reinwastaken November 12, 2020
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Indian finger painting

When you finger a woman when she is on her period. You take your bloody finger and draw on her or yourself.
My girlfriend just started her period so we tried Indian finger painting thats when you finger a woman when she is on her period. You take your bloody finger and draw on her or yourself.
by juan Carlos 69 October 9, 2015
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