Refrencing the situation when two or more people are chatting in an instant messaging application, when both parties begin writing a message at around the same time, and both parties stop writing to allow the other to go first.
This leaves a semi-awkward situation known as the chatters paradox.
This leaves a semi-awkward situation known as the chatters paradox.
you: hi
them: hi
them...is writing a message
you...are writing a message
you: hi
them: hi
*2.5 minute silence*
you: chatters paradox?
them: haha yeah :-P
them: hi
them...is writing a message
you...are writing a message
you: hi
them: hi
*2.5 minute silence*
you: chatters paradox?
them: haha yeah :-P
by theelous3 November 9, 2011
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When Blake blows dope vape clowds he thinks he's ironically making fun of douche subculture, when it actually just makes him a douche. This puts him in a douche paradox.
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“Yeah, my friend is caught in an Austin Paradox. He’s having a mental breakdown trying to figure out what he should do. I pity him.”
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Given this order only as this being a PARADOXICAL TRUISM as THE POINT came before THE POINTER and it can be said only the REASON is THE POINT EQUALS THE POINTER in that order only.
It follows if the REFLEXIVE RELATIONSHIP can only be violated when the PARADOXICAL TRUISM comes about by only the POINT AND POINTER EQUAL not vice versa.
It follows if the REFLEXIVE RELATIONSHIP can only be violated when the PARADOXICAL TRUISM comes about by only the POINT AND POINTER EQUAL not vice versa.
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Get the PARADOXICAL TRUISM mug.The purpose paradox is to say “My purpose is to not have a purpose” If you don’t have a purpose you are fulfilling your purpose which means you have a purpose which means you haven’t completed your purpose and so on so forth.
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