junior man pad

The apartment of a heterosexual bachelor that is extra-ordinarily well decorated, enough so that his sexuality is questioned.

Nice junior man pad - i ain't seen a guys place deco'd out like this before -you sure you're not gay?

by Jbt003 November 6, 2007

on that lily pad

On that lily pad means to be high. Lily pad is referring to reefer, weed, trees, ganja, dank, or any other term referring to marijuana.

Lil Wayne: I'm on that lily pad real bad cuz I'm blowin like a ceiling fan

Why are you're eyes so red??

I'm on that lily pad real bad (laughs)

by chickita fricken nikita October 30, 2011

typical "bachelor pad" cuisine

"Undignified" or "bare basics" foods like quick-oats mixed with milk and raisins, canned stew/sausages/beans eaten straight out of the can, etc.

Self-sufficient dude: I really appreciate how Tiffany accepts me as I am and is always okay with just the typical "bachelor pad" cuisine that I feed her whenever she comes over... she values my companionship and caring, she realizes that I am always kind and generous in my own way, and she is grateful for any and all help that I give her, and so she doesn't mind my somewhat-cluttered digs or the hard-boiled eggs and cold "reduced for quick sale" sandwiches soaked in whole milk that I typically serve her for snacks.

by QuacksO October 21, 2018

Marine Mattress Pad

A woman who fucks anybody in the armed forces(primarily marines if possible), and is thrown on a bed to ad comfort. Same as a mattress pad.

“Yo have you seen that sexy blonde amazon over there?”

“She’s bad af, but she’s a marine mattress pad, better wrap it before you tap it.”

by Lgodwin35 April 23, 2020

i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd

For when you hit your mounse in your screenpad there needs to be the perfect description, and this is it. It can also be used as a greeting to other people who hit their mounses in their screenpads, or as a way to express any known emotion, and even some unknown emotions.

guy 1: i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd
guy 2: i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd
guy 3: i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd
guy 4: wtf?

by Mattyus9000 March 9, 2021

Acme Pad Turd Bomber (APTB)

A game consisting of throwing 1 or 2 used (or unused) acme pads in the toilet and attempting to sink them to the bottom of the bowl by shitting on them. Aiming is allowed, and after a few tries you should begin to learn important butthole bombing skills. Though you can not use your hands or foreign objects to reposition the pads you are allow to create a current to move them by pissing on the inside of the bowl. This method is often difficult for women, if women actually play this game at all. Each sinked pad is worth 50 points and a major pride boost.

Guy 1: Guess what?!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I was playing Acme Pad Turd Bomber (APTB) earlier and I
lodged a pad between two pieces of shit!
Guy 2: Thats so awesome! Did you take a picture?
Guy 1: I was so proud I left it! Quick, lets go see it before
someone flushes it!

by JC Evans ('crete reaper) April 24, 2008

Dick Pad

Dick Pad has several meanings:1.it can be used as an insult over AOL Instant messenger or a forum. IE: He's such a dick pad

2. It can be used as a protective device, sometimes also referred to as a cup.

3. It is a device for hurting people on a wildly popular Japanese game show where if the contestant does not say a phrase correctly that they have had to memorize, they get slapped in their nether region by this dick pad at a high velocity

4. A mouse pad to clean up after self-pleasure.

A Twisted Illusion: Hey Casey, you are a Dick Pad.
Casey: Ah, I just shit myself, I thought it was a fart, but I laughed at your petty means of calling me a name.

by A Twisted Illusion September 13, 2008