Home Owner

It literally means what it means

Cmon bruh are you seriously looking up 'Home Owner'?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022

Sunfire owner

Someone who owns and drives a Pontiac Sunfire, usually between the ages of 16 and 25.

Customer: What about that one
Used Car Dealer: Oh yes thats a '97 Sunfire
Customer: Is it reliable?
Used Car Dealer: Lets define reliable...
***cellphone rings***
Customer: Hold on I have to take this call, I'll just buy it.
Used Car Dealer: There IS a god.

Sunfire owner: I just bought a Sunfire.
Friend: That's embarrassing.

by Elijah Fofijah January 28, 2008

Turtle owner

a real simp, The biggest simp of all simps. He simps more than any other simp and is the greatest simp of all time.

Turtle owner is a real simp

by turtle owner December 14, 2019

Self-ownership

I own myself, therefore, I have a right to control my own brain chemistry. Give me Adderall! Adderall WEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Hym "In the name of self-ownership is say to thee: GIVETH ME ADDERALL OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!"

by Hym Iam August 7, 2022

Oller

A person who is a cock swallowing cum dumpster

"Man, that guy Josh is such an Oller."

by WalrusMan July 3, 2014

OILER

an aquaintence (boy or girl) that anyone in their right mind would never, EVER in one's entire life even consider having even the SLIGHTEST notion of physical contact with. until, of course, their last hook up was an abnormally long time ago. Thus, that someone feels the technique they had previously perfected is fading, resulting in the usage of an oiler.
THE TWO RULES OF OILING:
1. NEVER BE THE OILER!
(and people can always tell because the people needing an oiler consult their friends before utilizing one)
2. to all you oilers out there...it doesn't mean love, ok.?

not that i speak from experience or anyshit....

Suzie: "Bobby is so gross. i cant believe he gave me his number, knowing im dating tommy"
Holly: "keep it, you might need an OILER later"

...1 breakup and 6 months later....

Suzie: "its been so long since i've kissed someone..where the hell is bobby's number?"

by Hope* December 30, 2004

owleye

the puckered opening of the anus.

I must credit comic Jay Mohr for his usage in one of his comedy routines on Comedy Central. I hope I got it right.

You can fool around all you want but keep your fingers away from my owleye.

by togrim November 23, 2003