pulled a wild hare out of my ass

Miraculously getting the motivation to accomplish something difficult and actually pulling it off in the last minute.
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A combination of the phrases "pull it out of my ass" (i.e. doing something difficult in the last minute) and "got a wild hare up my ass" (i.e. unexpectedly having motivation to do something).

I pulled a wild hare out of my ass and wrote my 10 page report starting at 3am the night before it was due.

by Gypsy Scotty March 15, 2011

the day the sun shines out of my dick

an eccentric saying of non belief.

Zack: hey bro, derek and mary are going out now!
Thomas: yeah, i'll believe that the day the sun shines out of my dick.

by t.h.o.m.a.s. December 14, 2007

Heart dropped out of my booty hole

When you get scared or spooked and it feels like your heart fell out of your body.

Omg, my heart dropped out of my booty hole.

by Liz Poobrain January 21, 2023

Take some Groceries out of my Trunk

The act of defication, to take a dump, to have a crap.

Doug "Hey Rob , where were you?"
Rob "I just went down to take some groceries out of my trunk"
Doug "Oh thats what that smell was"

by Doogie Robertson November 4, 2006

Take some groceries out of my trunk

The act of deficating.

Its 10 am , 4 cups of coffee and a bran muffin later , excuse me Rob I need to take some groceries out of my Trunk

by Doogie Robertson June 7, 2007

get your willy out of my chili

Refers to the intrusion of privacy or getting into some ones business. Synonym to "Get out of my business" or "Get your nose out of my stuff."

Paul: So what are you doing after class?
John: Get your willy out of my chili.

by Plugga December 9, 2008

Raine is out of my league

My girlfriend is out of my league

My girlfriend raine is out of my league

by Pops make July 12, 2021