Tangy Onions

I had some tangy onions after my workout. But Rachel got on her knees and sucked them anyway.

My fingers smell like my tangy onions. Foul.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
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Good Onions

When one experiences a negative situation that causes tears, but it leads to a positive situation that causes tears of joy.
My divorce lead me to find the woman of my dreams... good onions!
by Eddie Skerry May 6, 2019
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Preston Onion

An action that involves firmly pressing an onion of any size or variety into a persons anal cavity. The onion, once firmly pressed in, is referred to as a "Preston" Onion.
I gave her a Preston Onion. It smelled terrible but she loved it.

My boyfriend gave me a Preston Onion and it made my farts smell great for 3 days.

One time, at band camp, I gave this one chick a Preston Onion and she shat it out her mouth 15 hours later.
by Hellvig June 13, 2019
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hitting the onion

Going on the deep web through then onion and looking through what society has become
by Professor onion January 4, 2018
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Onion Bush

A girl's snatch that overly reeks of onions
This girl's onion bush smelt so bad last night it cleared out the entire damn bar
by YaaaaaaahD October 14, 2016
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Onion Wizard

- A person who has poor personal hygiene in regards to the proper application of underarm deoderant.
- A person who smells of onions after consuming a meal containing an onion and failed to brush teeth or wash hands.
-"Onion Wizard Sleeve" is a variation in regards to a girl having poor hygiene in the genital area.
- "That Dude Is An Onion Wizard"
- "Dude, I Met A Girl Last Night Who Had An Onion Wizard Sleeve"
by ChadnSean January 11, 2010
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hang onions

To accept an annoying or unpleasant situation because there is no alternative.
Have you ever been on a slow driving comfortable bus? They don't exist, because they'd never make the schedule, so hang onions like the rest of us
by Blaidd_Dwrg September 25, 2013
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