sided

North of England. To put something away to its rightful place.
I have sided pots. (the pots have been put away into the cupboard).
by Bruce Hoyle September 23, 2006
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side girl

A female companion kept by a classy gentleman as a secondary, or perhaps tertiary option for sexual encounters or other decadent functions.

Side girls can be arranged by geography. As stated previously, in less polished vernacular, "having hoes in different area codes."

Other playboys may choose to keep his girls on the side by specific traits or functions they may perform.

Sometimes, although rarely, side girls can be promoted to main girl status. However, this is typically frowned upon. It's important that side girls know their place in the sociological realm of their male counterpart, or else they can become apparent to the male's main girl, a situation which could make a side girl a main girl, in a pinch.
Mike: Who's that girl you were with?
Jimmy: The blonde with the big tits?
Mike: Yeah.
Jimmy: Ohh, that's Amy, she's my side girl.
by Jason Michael Holly September 27, 2005
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dark side

- Hey what did you vote?
- Democrats, duh.
- Dude, cross over to the dark side. We've got cookies.
by Glest February 03, 2010
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side show

showing off your car in the middle of the street, swingin' it, buring rubber, hittin 8s, donuts, doin the fool, pushing your car to the limit.

Aka: yokin', going stupid, gettin on glass, swingin' it.

side shows started in the BAY AREA, (california).
Nigga, lets start up a side show.
by GSL RECORDS July 12, 2004
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Side Beer

A beer one drinks on the side while participating in a drinking game. This beer is normally of higher quality than the beer that is being used in the drinking game.
Sean: Yo, I played like 6 games of pong and I'm not even drunk
Lasershow: Well, maybe you should be drinking side beers, fag.
by johnny liu January 10, 2008
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Side-pony

–verb (used with object)

1. to draw away or divert, as the mind or attention.
2. to provide a pleasant or unpleasant diversion.
3. the act of running up to a person and interrupting them in the middle of a conversation as a young pony without any boundaries would.
1. The constant side-ponying from her co-workers made it hard to finish a deadline on time.
2. Needing to sneak the dog past the hotel clerk, my boyfriend side-ponied her by commenting on the shoes she was wearing.
3. We would always try to act really busy when the most recent retiree stopped by because he would inevitably side-pony us with banal banter and stories of 'back-in-the-day'.
by javapunkster September 03, 2009
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Side hoe

A girl your boyfriend goes too after he's been fucked over and plays with her and goes back to you afterwards
Oh did you see his side hoe

Yeah HAHA fugly
by Mynigga555 March 31, 2016
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