When someone tells a joke or anecdote but finds that they have only succeeded in making themselves laugh, a lot.
Grant was telling a story about how 'funny' something was the other day. He laughed throughout and when he had finished speaking, he only heard his own laughter. Grant had done a joke wank.
by samgoosejones November 24, 2013
by crazyarsedfly August 15, 2011
by marksladey November 03, 2006
A safe haven which could be limited to a closet, toilet, single room or a complete house were a male organism is able to produce semen by hand without being disturbed.
Kim: Have you seen Dennis?
Johan: I haven't seen him in ages
Olaf: Dennis has locked himself in his wank shelter.
Johan: I haven't seen him in ages
Olaf: Dennis has locked himself in his wank shelter.
by Dennissayshi November 18, 2016
A wank a bank is a large collection of porn that has been gathered up over a long period of time. eg a large collection of porn pictures from the interwebs.
by KevinMul February 04, 2010
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
What the hell Phil, I can't believe you went home with that heffer last night!
Fuck it mate, it was just a cunt wank after all.
Fuck it mate, it was just a cunt wank after all.
by RathanD July 11, 2008