Wheat Slab

A pizza of any sort- Australian.

Hey bro, wanna get a wheat slab for dinner tonight?

by The Camel March 4, 2025

Cum Slab

A frozen slab of cum that has been in the freezer for two days and the female that is horny takes it out and sucks on it like a popsickle.

Jessica finally took our cum slab out of her fridge and ate it because she was horny and we are out of town.

by Ihateniggers72 November 9, 2016

slab of piss

Partaking in a glass of alcohol

Ayo buddy wanna grab a slab of piss before work?

by LilScooter March 1, 2024

slabbed out

a slab is comparable to a hoe, thot, swoop, pass-arround. A bitch with no morals when it comes to sex, she'll suck the whole team and let all the homies fuck.

Person A: *Shows a picture of a bad ass bitch on insta from the city*
Person B: Damn, she bad asf. Who that is?
Person A: That lil slab I used to fuck last summer.
Person B: Oh! that's the Jessica you was talking 'bout. I knew that bitch was slabbed out.

by Pensacola Definer January 22, 2021

Slab Roller

A term for a person who has drastically lowered their standards for a sexual partner to the point where they resort towards seeking out sex from people who are unspeakably ugly. Most commonly refers to men who resort to having sex with obese and unattractive women out of desperation.

Person 1: "Dude did you hear Victor slept with Big Ronda?!"
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."

by Haddizzle October 6, 2022

gone to slab

When a middle-aged woman finds that her torso has become one giant block of flesh with no definition from shoulder to butt. Caused by excessive tail-gating, lack of exercise, pounding Chardonnay and unhappiness with their frat lord husbands.

Oh no, looks like Jenny has gone to slab.

by Glen Jr December 26, 2022

Slab

Also known as a highway , freeway or expressway.

I’m getting on the slab now

I’m on the slab headed to you.

by Peezy January 17, 2021