Internet

A stupid place where every kid goes to when they get home to jack off to porn and watch hentai and play retarded games

When i get home i will get on the internet.
Gotta see that booty.

by a really dumb dude March 14, 2019

Interneting

The act of searching the internet with no clear goal, often times getting distracted and searching on random peoples facebook pages. Getting diverted to other sites when trying to focus on work or other important tasks that require the internet. Distraction due to the many entertainment outlets of the internet.

I was trying to post a simple update to facebook but I ended up interneting for over an hour.

by www.reputationTRAX.com July 24, 2013

Interneted

It could be in IRL but instead it should be ominous mysterious and have a digital representation.

Pay a few dollllars, have a good tiiime, maybe its free. NO. It was interneted.

by breakboy72 July 14, 2018

Internet

Life...

You can love the Internet, and you can hate the Internet.

by Wolfgang Harvey May 3, 2017

internet

what you’re using right now idiot

Natalia: Omg did you see that picture Lisa posted yesterday?
Jade: No. What is it??
Natalia: I can’t believe you haven’t seen it it’s all over the internet!

by natalia o June 11, 2018

Internetic

Someone who browses and uses the internet a majority of the time. A Person who will spend most if not all of their life/time on the Internet looking at Games/Info/Pornography.

John: Are you on the Internet alot of the time?
James: Yeah, i am very Internetic.

Mick: He is very Internetic.
Marley: How does he become so Internetic?

by Nice Jim Cool February 20, 2014

the internet

a teeming cesspool of stupidity that more often than not produces something funny.

Person A: man I love the internet, you can find such weird stuff on it.
Person B: yeah, but it's a literal bottomless pit of shit and politics.
Person A: but /memes/
Person B: okay, fair.

by bangtanshadowassassin November 25, 2018