Crimson Tiding

The act of rubbing one's exposed testicles all over someone who is unconscious or dead, preferably in a eating establishment or other public place.

A True Crimson Tiding requires the support and cheers of the witnessing public.

Alabama Alumnus was is caught on video 'Crimson Tiding' an individual who was passed or potentially dead in a Bourbon Street restaurant.

by Gary TNTC February 4, 2012

riding the crimson wave

When a woman is on her period.

Man, I hate riding the crimson wave. I get so bloated. . .

by Synthetikax May 19, 2007

crimson fart box

A crimson fart box occurs when a woman's rectum is bleeding from intense anal sex. She then farts on a mans face, producing blood spatter.

"Hey Sally, can you give me a crimson fart box?"

by taco12345678910 October 16, 2013

SURFIN' THE CRIMSON WAVE

(of a female) - to be menstruating; be riding the cotton pony. When a girl is "punctuating," or having her " . " Like my dad used to tell me, "Son, never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die."

No trim tonite! The old lady is surfin' the crimson wave.

by weave August 25, 2003

Crimson Whale Punch

(n) a term that describes a whale punch that results in a bloody jet of semen and snot coming out of the nose of the punched party, most likely due to inadvertently broken blood vessels in the nose.

I accidently gave Jan a crimson whale punch last night. There was definitely some blood mixed in with the semen.

by BennyKennedy March 29, 2009

Wearing the Crimson Mask

This is a "mask" that a person wears when they have been thoroughly beaten to the point where there whole face is covered in blood.

In Rocky 4, Apollo Creed was wearing the crimson mask before he died.

by Inspector Gadget September 7, 2004

Crimson knuckle-fuck

The act of fisting a girl when she's on her period.

I gave the missus a crimson knuckle-fuck last night.... it got messy.

by L1feLus7 April 1, 2009