Nemoed

To slap someone across the face with a fish.

Brandon just nemoed that fool Gabe.

by Bwillkin June 28, 2007

nomotion

Expectation of promotion at the workplace only to be told something else.

I cleaned up 3 loads of vomit at work and then asked for more tasks, got an "allstar" award and nothing else.
Was expecting a promotion but instead got a nomotion.

by A complete asshole. October 3, 2009

Neomodern clothes

The type of clothes the people in the neomodern movement wear. There are diferent styles but the one thing they have in common is that they differ greatly from modern clothing.

The most popular clothes are togas like those worn by the ancient greeks and romans, and other clothes are of the style that looks like it came right of , "connan the barbaran", and others are what is termed porn clothes or in other words what some people wear in porn films before they take them off.
The one thing that these clothes say is, " I am not part of the modern world".

Dig those neomodern clothes.

by Judge dredd7 June 28, 2011

Nemo

1. Short for "not emo"
2. The little orange fish in the Disney/Pixar movie.

1. Oh man, they're so hip. They're definitely nemo.
2. Nemo was my favorite character in that "Finding Nemo" movie, but I also liked Dory.

by JiLL July 22, 2008

Noemie

A cradle-snatching woman with a belly button deep enough to hold secrets for up to 5 months

Andrew: Yo, that cradle-snatching woman has been holding that secret in her belly button for up to 5 months
Mikey: True, she's such a Noemie

by calf_lover_69 June 6, 2015

NeoEmo

Those emotionally basketcases that constantly use all the high intellect that they think they have have to figure out what Neopets is thinking, before, The Neopets Team itself posts the rest of the plot.They see one thing at a time because thats all their cognitive ability has processed and grown so far not realizing that their thinking, reasoning, remembering, imagining, or learning has not matured to its peak (name created by three neopains that play neopets but understand its an escape from reality guilded, cg, and music *full names not given to protect spam from NeoEmo's*

A. like a meteor fall on a web page and according to the NeoEmo world it is solid proof that Neopets has a New Sloth Plot going and nobody can finish the 1st one yet and they haven't given out the plot prizes on this on yet and yuyoo balls will be exploding as they are combating the meteor in the battledome!Example: B. people that think its the end of the world when www.neopets.com creates a new pot. C. People that spam boards will irrational explanations for a simple glitch in neopets. D. Teens that try to find out how to scam people on neopets not realizing neopoints don't create real money

by the creators of all reality July 20, 2007

nemo

a slushie sold out of such places as bodegas and laundry matts, comprised of slushie, alchohaul, promethazine, liquid codeine, ecstacy, other various substances. sold in 5 cups, 10 cups, half gallons and gallons. analagous to lean, sizzurp, nutcrackers

hey baby lets split a 10cup of nemo and fuck.

Yo lets roll over to wash heights and cop some fuckin NEEEEMMMOOOSS

by j web December 21, 2007