A word used specifically for males. A nobody is a deeply insecure boy that needs to use infidelity to convince everyone that there is something slightly interesting about him. Even his friends know that he has no talent, no personality, hobbies or interests, and has never experienced human connection but they keep him around because they look up to the way he treats girls like shit. (These friends are called sub nobodies). The nobody’s parents probably worry about the fact that he has no aspirations in life, that is if they even care about him at all. The Nobody will also never interact with a girl who he and his friends find to be below standard because he is too deeply insecure for that. There are ugly nobodies, and there are attractive nobodies. They all have one thing in common: they are completely alone.
Nobody: I just cheated on the most genuine girl I know
Sub nobody: Lol why
Nobody: Because she’s a somebody, and I’m a nobody
Sub nobody: Lol why
Nobody: Because she’s a somebody, and I’m a nobody
by 771209 February 19, 2022
Get the Nobodymug. 1. nobody cares means that we dont give a fuck so stop thinking we do fuck nigga.
2. it means stop saying out of pocket shi that we dont give 2 fucks about like just stfu for once wit yo big back ahh.
2. it means stop saying out of pocket shi that we dont give 2 fucks about like just stfu for once wit yo big back ahh.
"girl" i miss my mannnn, everybody else, "stfu nobody cares"
u used those quotation marks wrong, me -- "nobody cares"
u used those quotation marks wrong, me -- "nobody cares"
by flybitchonlyyy January 17, 2024
Get the nobody caresmug. This is what you exclaim when you go from pub to club to dive bar and virtually no one is out and down to clown.
As they walked into the Office - their 4th spot of the night and it was virtually empty - in frustration, Scott yelled, "Man! Nobody's everywhere!!!" The bartender asked what he and his friend wanted. They each declared, "Stag!"
by von groovy August 19, 2024
Get the nobody's everywheremug. What an annoyed attendee snorts at you when you sarcastically voice a gross/crude/embarrassing "audio clip" during/after a humiliating event that others would prefer to hush up or forget/ignore.
Wry-faced storyteller: "...but needless to say, that big plate of beans very decidedly did **not** completely agree with me, and so I ---"
You: "July is National Baked Bean Month --- ppppppprrrrrrrppppppffffhh --- excuse me!"
Wry-faced storyteller, casting an irritated glance in your direction: "Hey --- that's quite enough --- nobody said you had to supply the sound effects!"
You: "July is National Baked Bean Month --- ppppppprrrrrrrppppppffffhh --- excuse me!"
Wry-faced storyteller, casting an irritated glance in your direction: "Hey --- that's quite enough --- nobody said you had to supply the sound effects!"
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
Get the Nobody said you had to supply the sound effects!mug. hi im nobody
nobody loves you. nobody thinks your great. nobody wants you to try. nobody thinks ur hot. nobody says bye now. but nobody still thinks your amazing
by Gh00stG0rl December 2, 2020
Get the nobodymug. by Wildlings September 20, 2020
Get the Nobody peek at my merbosmsmug. The action to exclude someone (seldom a group) from receiving rewards, gifts, or any sort of privileges even if it’s properly warranted, or for a trade for reasons that relate to not being under a status (whether it be popularity, sexuality, in a relationship, etc).
I won the more expensive prize fair and square, but the host decided to give me the nobody treatment, and give it to the person who was in third place for being more popular than me.
by Super Saiyazard May 2, 2024
Get the Nobody Treatmentmug.