Smash your face drunk

When you get so drunk that you wake up with a smashed face, unaware of the fact that you may have got beaten up, but in reality while puking out of a cab you fell over and smashed your face on the pavement.

Lets get the level riiiiight below smash your face drunk!

by PartyRockCrew March 2, 2011

What's wrong with your face?

A sarcastic reference to being ugly or deformed. Either used directly or as a lone, out of context reference.

Phrase refers to the film reviews of Plinkett at Red Letter Media, who coined the term when observing an alien character in "The Phantom Menace."

Hey, you in the sweater. What's wrong with your face?

by Endangered February 4, 2010

i rest on your face

Butt-head's pun of "i rest my case" as uttered in the episode "The Trial".

And thus, we can conclude that my theory is correct. I rest on your face.

by dub_version July 24, 2015

Baby up your face

To violently ejaculate on one's face.

After I am done sticking this meat in your ass, I am going to pull it out and baby up your face.

by Mr. Class 420 July 6, 2006

i love your face

Something more creative than just, I love you. Usually said to friends or significant others.

(point to andy and say) Andy, I love your face!

by Razzercise September 16, 2007

pick up your face

The act of getting yourself back together after being put down in a harsh way.

"Man, you better pick up your face after that one!"

(after the put-down occurs) "Hey your face called, you need to pick it up.

by Brett Walden January 2, 2008

smoke your face off

The term used for smoking so much dank your face is numb / feels completely gone

God damn steve i think you fucking smoke your face off; i feel very facesmokedoffish at the moment; Smoke your face off

by harleywood December 31, 2008