noob

1.A word used to describe people that claim to be awesome at something, but in reality, they actually suck.

2.a person that can't seem to do or describe anything right.

3.The gamer equivalent of "nigga".

1. n00b: I ownz all j00
person: STFU noob!

2.dude, you're a noob. you had a chance with a nice, hot girl, but you chose the ugly bitch!

3.What's up, noobs?

by The enigmatic man April 10, 2007

Noob

Another way to make you look like a total douche when you say that word.

Noob is a really douchy thing to say.

by pottitties October 28, 2008

noobs

no boobs, flat chested

a name you call your boobs when they appear to be absent

Clarie: I wish I could work at Hooters.
Mike: Haha you'd never get the job.
Clarie: Why?
Mike: You have noobs!

by NoobQueen March 19, 2008

noob

Someone who is undereducated in certain situations.//Commonly found in video games such as: World of warcraft, halo, call of duty (ect)

Hey!! Can you run me through this instance =)?

///No.

Why?!

///NO.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?! Ill cyber with you if you'll help me =)?

///Gtfo noob.

..cun...t

You are now bring ignored
{Name} Is ignoring you.
NOOB

by worldofwarcraftpwnsyouall December 03, 2008

Noob

One who needs to look up the definition of the word Noob

Hey Billy, You should google "noob".....someone called me a noob...Google it Billy!

by Christopher Philly June 01, 2010

Noobs

Stupid people in Maple Story who say "MESOS PLOX" and claim they have level 119 DKs when really, they don't have one past level 20. They try to insult you and think you're actually affected by it, but it just makes you laugh. Fuckers.

Look at those noobs thinkin they're all sweet.

by JannyWanny April 12, 2008

noob

Originally came from the word Newbie, then was shortened to Newb, and ended up being spelled as Noob. Usually refers to a person that is so terrible at a videogame that he does not deserve to be playing it. Sometimes refers to a person who is just brand new to a game.

"No Jake don't get out of your Banshee when you're that high in the air! You'll kill yourself!"

"How the crap do you fly this thing??"

"What a noob."

by SmellsPrettyBad March 05, 2008