wifi

something nobody can live without

I NEED MY WIFI TO PLAY AMONG US!!!!!

by bill triangle August 26, 2021

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Excla-wifi

WiFi you are connected to but it is unavailable thus putting an exclamation point next to the WiFi bars.

Gosh, I hate this Excla-Wifi

by Eushshtb October 1, 2024

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the Wifies Effect

when two or more high-intellect individuals become collectively unintelligent when grouped together

Upon doing an escape room together, the three best friends from Harvard suffered the Wifies Effect as they struggled to figure out what each of the clues actually translated to

by o23gfh July 31, 2025

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Noun / Slang

1. A person who thrives in online spaces by posting thirst traps, flirty pics, or soft NSFW content.

2. Someone who engages in spicy roleplay or seductive interactions over WiFi instead of IRL.

“Bro, she’s such a Wifi Bunny, always dropping late-night selfies and RPing like she’s the main character.”

by EtherealCorrup August 18, 2025

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Flame King WIFI

Known to be the worst WIFI imaginable. Mcdonalds WIFI? Flame King wishes he has this. Cricket? That's his version of 7G. Optimum? Now that's a whole new revolutionary technology for him. If you ever try to play Smash Ultimate with Flame King, just make sure you have a bucket of popcorn with you because that 10 minute match will become a 5 hour stop motion movie.

Guy 1: Bro, why is the game lagging so much. Which one of you has this terrible WIFI?

Guy 2: Not me, I got Verizon.

Guy 3: It's probably Flame King and his well known Flame King WIFI.

Flame King: Well maybe you shouldn't have picked a laggy stage. (Trying to shift the blame, clearly failing).

by Madoka Kaname's husband March 14, 2025

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