Nigerian Baseball

When the pitcher in a baseball game splits open their ball, shitting inside of it, leading to it exploding in shit upon impact of a baseball bat. For extra effect the pitcher can bring it back to the dugout, jizz all over it, then let it crust.

Yo why are we covered in shit and semen?
Sorry bro we got hit by a Nigerian baseball.

by The Feetmeister January 16, 2025

Nigerian God

A man, particularly black who has ascended above obama prism {almost impossible}. Also, has met shrek in real life. Has fought shaggy in a duel. And has defeated thanos with a spoon.

Bro, did you hear about that Nigerian God thats coming to town?

by THOTIEM March 27, 2020

nigerian chopsticks

7ft Black Nigerian who likes to bathe an have intercourse in big bowl of tomato sauce.

Guy 1 hey babe want to go out.
Girl 1 Sure
Guy 2 wait no he is a nigerian chopsticks
Girl 1 eww im allergic to tomatos.

by DjSalad September 6, 2019

nigerian prince charming

he slides into your dm's like a lubed up dick, the sexy African man just needs your credit card info to get out of the country because of the war going on

have you seen that nigerian prince charming dude

by caloonzy May 18, 2023

Nigerian Boys

Just sexy innit

Anna-“Those boys are so leng”
Aoife-“Of course they are theyre Nigerian Boys”

by tsgsvanstshsn October 27, 2020

Nigerian's

Black people that Pick a white substance called cotton a mystical and rare substance in the world they are payed greatly for their nobility and bravery as it is a deadly substance to pick

(this is 100% a joke i am not racist in any way and if i offend you i am greatly sorry)

Pick thyn cotton you damn Nigerian's

by urabsolutef*ingMassivewhalemum February 28, 2023

Nigerian Sand Crocodile

The act of biting off a girl's labia and proceeding to blend it with garlic salt, and beer battered cat, and marinating your penis in it

The school slut did a Nigerian sand crocodile the other night, she is now dead

by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 8, 2022