ness

A modifier for any persons name to indicate truness of self without placing oneself above or below any other individual...

Drewness, Jayness, Heatherness

by AndieLee July 2, 2011

Accidental Horny-ness

When you don't mean anything but people snort, wheeze and guffaw when you say it.

*Raining outside, you come inside*
"I am so wet now."
People laugh
"Ok, I did not mean it that way (The Accidental Horny-ness is REAL)"

by OMGitzMeh January 3, 2017

Loch Ness Monster

When you flush an extra long shit and as it spins down, the tip stands up straight, breaching the the water like the Loch Ness monster head emerging while the body is hidden underwater.

Loch Ness Monster- I took a shit so long that when it spun down the tube the tip popped out above the water looking at me like the lock ness monster.

by #IAM100% February 25, 2019

Lorraine ness

A big annoying girl that never listens and always hangs around with a girl called summer that is really annoying never talk to a girl called Lorraine ness she is always reallly big if u know what I mean

Lorraine ness

by Human3000 October 31, 2019

shortness-ness-ness

When u are very short and people keep messing with u being short

stop messing with my shortness-ness-ness🤦🏾 ♀️🙄

by Sa’najah May 27, 2018

Ness God

Finesse god, clever, sexy, charming, pulls women with effortless communication and body language accuracy.

"Damn bro, Tyler smashed Kayla and Jenny last night at the same time!? He just met them at the party last night"
"Dude is a total Ness God"

by TheKrispyDog May 12, 2021

Ness

a word used to piont out a typical behaviour of a new person in a group,whilst trying to be subtle. this could be good or bad.

paul:*to class* this is billy, a childhood friend of mine, hes moved to our school..
billy:*farts* hahahahaha!
paul:*to billy*yeah,thats almost as funny as when we were 4
paul:*to friends*eh,ye...Ness

by proof2 January 19, 2008