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by Gamecocklady March 26, 2014
A hit single by Lady Antebellum that reached #2 on the Billboard Hot 100.
The song is sweet for its message, which is not "Baby, I've been thinking about you and loving you" but rather "Hey, douchebag, get your ass over here because I'm shitfaced."
The song is sweet for its message, which is not "Baby, I've been thinking about you and loving you" but rather "Hey, douchebag, get your ass over here because I'm shitfaced."
Another shot of whiskey/cant stop looking at the door...
Its a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and
I need you now, said I wouldnt call
but I lost all control and I need you now.
and I dont know how I can do without, I just need you now...
Its a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and
I need you now, said I wouldnt call
but I lost all control and I need you now.
and I dont know how I can do without, I just need you now...
by Trentlane May 12, 2010
phrase suggestive of a problem or figmented occurence of an anomaly within the relationship matrix that is regularly preceded or followed by a female friend/significant other/spouse standing in front of the television during one of a number of pivotal guy-moments, performed ALWAYS at the wrong time, such as:
(a) Within the last period/quarter/few minutes of any close game.
(b) The last (or only) game of any championship, ESPECIALLY in the most pivotal part (NBA Finals, World Series, Super Bowl, Stanley Cup Finals, any Game 7).
(c) Any episode of "The Man Show".
(d) The last level or final boss of any video game you're about to beat.
(a) Within the last period/quarter/few minutes of any close game.
(b) The last (or only) game of any championship, ESPECIALLY in the most pivotal part (NBA Finals, World Series, Super Bowl, Stanley Cup Finals, any Game 7).
(c) Any episode of "The Man Show".
(d) The last level or final boss of any video game you're about to beat.
Announcer: "Johnson's at the 20, one defender to beat! Clock's ticking down... final seconds... he's at the 5... does a spin move... he can't shake him..."
TV GETS TURNED OFF AND BLOCKED BY SAID FEMALE!!
"We need to talk"
TV GETS TURNED OFF AND BLOCKED BY SAID FEMALE!!
"We need to talk"
by Spider RasMon November 24, 2003
Generic phrase used in all cultures to denote the ending of a relationship and the final dispersement of common property. Tip of the iceberg.
by Anonymous September 21, 2003
A sequel to the Need For Speed games. Most people hated it because it's was a rehash of the previous "Most Wanted" sequel. But if you are like me, aka one of the people that hated having to purposely crash onto police cars and police roadblocks to "level up" in Most Wanted, you probably loved Carbon. Because Carbon only requires you to interact with the police only when you accidentally bump onto them, and not be a mazohist and hit them on purpose.
Wtf... I need to purposely crash onto 10 roadblocks to level up? Why are you doing this to me, Most Wanted? Screw this. I 'll just launch Need For Speed Carbon.
by Dim_K December 15, 2011