crunched my nan

european slang/saying for "something went wrong"

i failed my test and crunched my nan bruh
i got caught stealing something and crunched my nan

by gruwief December 13, 2022

NaN

Shortened version of Nerdy and Needy.

A: I really need a NaN guy right now.
B: You’re so right..

by Vriskawasthebest July 1, 2024

angry nan

When someone cums on someones face so much that there face wrinkles

You can tell shes a whore, she looks like an angry nan

by The dog that is a weird colour May 15, 2016

nan fuhrer

A person, normally a nan or nanni who works in a position of authority. They rule with an iron fist, normally having no patience for incompetence. They will not hesitate in dispatching anyone who they feel is hindering their mission.

Did you hear? Nan Fuhrer Beverly just dispatched that poor girl for printing the wrong thing.

by TeessideGuy91 October 30, 2021

Nan Slayer

The ability to get a never ending amount of poon. A gentlemen that exacts an immense amount of female attention

That bro is such a nan slayer! There's always a flood of girls going into his room.

by nanslayer3.0 January 2, 2011

Nan hua high school

Nan hua high school is a school full of dirty minded people, especially in 2022 101 people. JOIN NCC YALL ITS SUPER FUN, ILL BE UR NCC SENIOR (currently sec 1 2022) JOIN NCC!! Okay, nan hua is an okay school with teachers that are okay, BUT THE CHINESE IS SUPER DIFFICULT, LIKE NORMAL CHINESE IS LIKE HIGHER CHINESE

“yo are u from nan hua high school”
“Yeah, why”
“y’all must be great in Chinese”

by cheese bussy July 22, 2022

crunch my nan

something a european dude says when something goes wrong

"i stubbed my toe..crunch my nan bruv"

by gruwief December 13, 2022