Mya, usually a brunette with blue eyes and a hint of green and lives in a run-down house. She will do anything for her family even if it includes a fist fight; but don't worry she is very weak and there's a 100% chance you'll win, not her. She will either be your best friend or your nightmare (even tough there's nothing to be scared of!). She will do anything to get attention like throw a ice cream at someone's head. She is really bossy and rude, she thinks she very pretty, smart, attractive, generous and really strong, but she's all the opposite! I give everyone advice not to hang around her because you'll be called 'Sluts'.
Person1: Hey is that Mya
Person2: Oh yeah, she thinks she's all that just like her cousin
Person1: Let's get outta here before she gives us nightmares!!
Person2: Oh yeah, she thinks she's all that just like her cousin
Person1: Let's get outta here before she gives us nightmares!!
by Ricosuper9001 July 09, 2018
Mya is a very feisty little lady, very aggressive and hungry. She doesn’t like you unless you have a dog . She has resting bitch face but tends to fake smile so much that you might never know. She is a tad psychotic, but she will give you all of her love and affection and buy you food. So go get a Mya, because she’s always single and ready to mingle. Hmu son.
Chef 1: wow do u see that little bitchy thing in the corner over there
Babysitter 1: oh yeah that’s mya. She really likes green beans.
Babysitter 1: oh yeah that’s mya. She really likes green beans.
by myawasnot-here- January 07, 2019
A psychotic little lady. Very short. Very aggressive. She likes to cuddle but nobody wants to cuddle with her because they think she’s gonna kill them. Most of the time Mya’s will have resting bitch face. Eats a lot. Likes black coffee and floofy dogs. Only eats vanilla Oreos. Masturbates an unhealthy amount. But you know....they deserve love too. So go get yourself a Mya because they’ll probably buy you food or something
Boy 1: Hey bro, did you see how flat Mya is?
Boy 2: Who’s Mya?
Boy1: over there 👉
Boy 2: oh boy does she look bitchy. I would love to give her all of my love and affection and maybe buy her Taco Bell sometimes
Boy 2: Who’s Mya?
Boy1: over there 👉
Boy 2: oh boy does she look bitchy. I would love to give her all of my love and affection and maybe buy her Taco Bell sometimes
by myawasnot-here- January 07, 2019
Mya is one lazy girl. She sleeps all day and can be very antisocial. She loves to sing but is too shy. She never offers to make a cup of tea to guests unless bribed. Mya can be very spoilt and emotional. She loves her Netflix romantic shows but is scared of boys.
by Dandyban May 02, 2021
Mya is a crazy bitch. (In a good way) Everyone needs a Mya in their lives, she is the perfect balance of crazy, road-rage driven, funny, cunt, and hot. Mya probably had a lesbian phase, but realized she couldn’t go without dick. Mya is definitely a stoner. Mya is a basic white girl and we live for it! Mya definitely sends a lot of “hey girly…” texts.
“Did you hear that Mya ran over that one girl?”
“Omg yeah I heard she was trying to get with her man!”
“Omg yeah I heard she was trying to get with her man!”
by Thumperdough November 26, 2023
obsessed with her boyfriend and doesn't care about anything else. Also very beautiful and sexy. Deserves to be treated like a queen. Will step on ur balls if ur annoying in the slightest. Her bf is VERY lucky. #powercouple #loyal #yas
by 808ramen November 22, 2021