"Sam why do you have a boner right now? Is it because of Jessica?"
"No it's a yellow musket, I have to pee really badly"
"No it's a yellow musket, I have to pee really badly"
by Theunitologist February 19, 2016
by RockPaperSkittles March 16, 2024
When you’re fucking a girl in the ass:
1 pull your dick out
2 take the dip out of your mouth
3 put it in the asshole
4 put your dick back in stuffing it into the anus
1 pull your dick out
2 take the dip out of your mouth
3 put it in the asshole
4 put your dick back in stuffing it into the anus
by Mr vanilla wafer December 04, 2020
The act in which a person inserts toilet paper into the opening of their anus and rams it up their colon with a "ramrod" (plunger, toilet brush, etc) and then releases the paper via flatulence, thus simulating the loading and firing of a musket.
by The Toilet Musketeer August 01, 2018
A reference to the popular firearm of the 16th century, The Musket is the act of pouring cocaine into urethra of one’s erect penis. The “Musketeer” then proceeds to enter their partner’s vagina and ejaculate their now cocaine-infused semen.
Stefano knew that his best bet to have Stella let him creampie her was to give her The Musket. He knew this because she loves both cocaine, and Civil War recreations.
by alfstewart4lyf November 26, 2021
"Musket Feet" derived from a style of snowboard pants. It is known when the lower cut of the pants (normally tighter pants), opens up more than the rest of the pant, much like Bell-Bottoms. The shape of the bottom of the pants creates a 'Musket-like' look to them. Muskets...like the gun.
by JoshVman November 14, 2008
by Gl0v35 February 04, 2022