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Cum in your mums asshole with mustard

Its when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her tits
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Cum in your mums asshole with mustard
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by School shoot May 16, 2022
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Mustardeer

Descriptive of an occupation long since lost in England. A Mustardeer was responsible for producing a villages supply of mustard. A highly revered prosition which was traditionally passed from Father to Son. The son would be apprentice for upto 20 years before being entrusted with the position of Mustardeer
The Mustardeer plied his trade to the village for over fifty years, producing mustard of the highest quality
by Vauxhall Burgundy September 14, 2008
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Muztard

A person of the Muslim faith lacking all common sense. A Muslim who displays signs of tardity.

A combination of the word "Muslim" (A believer in Islam who refuses to integrate into American society) and the word "tard" (to delay). Therefore, a muztard is an object of ridicule for two reasons.
Emily: Dude, why is your new roommate standing outside in the rain wearing a sheet?

Brad: Didn't you know, he's muztard.
by flash1102 August 22, 2009
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nut mustard

dry crusty bits stuck in between the foreskin
johnny scraped his nut mustard onto his girlfriends chin
by Chocistar October 17, 2003
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mustard

Another slang word for money, similar to 'cheese'.
"...Friends want to leave when they see you outta mustard..."
-Lil Wayne
by JoSé February 18, 2005
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Slut Mustard

Vaginal Secretions; Booty Juice. Combination of Vaginal Secretions and Butthole Secretions combined to form a thick, opaque mustard-like paste. Usually forms after 2+hrs of Vaginal, Oral, and Anal intercourses. Butthole and/or Vaginal Creampies may act as a catylst of formation of Slut Mustard.
Ya-n-shit bra I was taggin dis bitch n nutted like 3 times all up in that gootyhole and dat dookie maker, when iz done she had some slut mustard fo sho, made dat bitch eat dat shit then do a line.
by dacacheman June 28, 2009
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Mustard Patch

In essence, a Mustard Patch is the remains of an "Aristocratic-style" proportion drunken affair in which a moist and viscous collection of various yellow bodliy fluids (both male and female) is deposited.
"Wow, Jerry. We were so drunk last night that I woke up with a Mustard Patch and I couldn't shower 'cause my folks showed up and I was late for work. I spent the whole day apologizing."
by Hexicon June 23, 2006
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