Kingston Mudslide

Customary Canadian sex act that involves eating an entire bottle of thousand island dressing off/out of a stranger’s anus.

Often accompanied with a Malaysian Jam Tango.

Hoser McMapledick: So you gave that gay Indian hipster a Kingston Mudslide, eh?

Justin Trudeau: Yes! My omnisexual midget manservant gave me a Spicy Tuesday the entire time. I came buckets!
Hoser McMapledick: Typical Thursday.

by Raul Pudd October 28, 2023

Mayorquin Mudslide

Mayorquin Mudslide is when you take your girl to taco bell for dinner and load everything with fire sauce, fuck her in the ass and watch that volcano blow.

I took this base rat wannabe dependa out to taco bell for dinner and loaded her food with fire sauce while I just ate crayons. Went to her place to finish the night up right and the Mayorquin Mudslide I gave her was outfuckinstanding!

by KRaZy WaKa December 24, 2021

Hazelnut mudslide

Ejaculating into your partner's anus after anal intercourse. Then said partner runs to the bathroom to let the hazelNUT mudslide flow into the porcelain throne.

Hey babe want to get wet and wild tonight since the kids are away?
Babe: Sure, but what new position do you want to try out this time?
Guy: I've actually always wanted to give you a hazelnut mudslide.

by Wetterandwilder May 10, 2023

Madison Mudslide

(noun) A (generally homo)sexual act in which one person penetrates their partner's anus as that person defecates, causing a power struggle between the two solids. Can be either intentional or unintentional. Takes its name from Madison, WI, the sjw capitol of the world.

Mark: Dude, last night I was super horny, so naturally I called up my fuckbuddy. He said he was down, but hadn't "gone" in a while. Long story short, I was too horny to care and ended up with a Madison Mudslide. That's like the third time this month!

Gabe: "He" is a trans-phobic micro-aggression. Please use the non-gender specific "they."

by Hamster's Hardon July 6, 2016

Wisconsin Mudslide

Before treating your woman to a routine back massage, fill the evening with cheap Wisconsin Ale. While she is lying face down position yourself flat footed over her spine, pull your pants down and blast her spine telling her its massage oil. Phase 2: Reposition yourself near the back of the room and get a running start, slide head first across her back like Pete Rose...

See Also Monsoon Assassin

I just had to try that Wisconsin Mudslide last night, and boy it was grrrrrrrreat...

by The Silent Duck December 29, 2007

Moroccan Mudslide

When a girl has diarrhea, and has anal sex. she then takes a runny dump mixed with semen on her partners face. they then est the mixture of his face with tortilla chips only to puke it back up into a bowl, in which they will then usually perform a Texas Chili Bowl.

Douchebag: dude me and christy did a moroccan mudslide, closely followed by a texas chili bowl

Douchebag2:Oh man you are so lucky dude christys a total freak

Otherguy: dude... your fucking weird

by JDubz October 23, 2006

Indian Mudslide

When you eat curry and shit on your womans chest.

Shitting in your hand and massaging a womans breasts

hot shit on bare skin

Did you see that chick after that indian mudslide?

Yeah.. that indian food fucked me up, so i just took care of business.

Didn't you give tanya an indian mudslide?

yeah that cury fucked my shit up, so i shit business.

by j jack January 28, 2010