Muchado

Some shit you call you're friends cause they dont know what it means.

A: Yooo
B: YAAAOOO BRAAA
A: YOOOO UR A FN MUCHADO BRO
B: NAH IM NOT A MUCHADO
A: NAHHHH U R BRA TRUST ME BRA U MUCHADO YO

by Grega Gee January 31, 2009

too much guac in the burrito

an awkward situation

Hey Sebastian, How was that party last night?
Ahh...dude, way too much guac in the burrito, cause Cindy was there.
Ooooh, that sucks.

by Wiggity-Wiggity April 11, 2007

Dos Muchos

Too Much.
comes from a mistranslation from english to spanish. literal translation: "two much"

She is doing dos muchos with all that make-up. (As in, she is going overboard to try to impress others)

by Chuggs619 August 13, 2008

Messy Muchacho

When a Mexican amigo (lawn worker) woos you into the back of his 1992 camaro to rape you violently in the ass using gasoline as a lubricant and then proceeds to shit on your back and massage it in with his feet and/or penis in no particular order.

Patrick Swayze: So, Gertrude, what were you up to last night? You look distressed and smell of fear, gasoline, and shit.

Gertrude: Well, Patrick, I'm glad you asked. I was walking home from the gynocologist and I was feeling rather fresh. This lawn worker presented himself to me naked and dragged me into his 1992 camaro.

Patrick Swayze: Please! Go on!

Gertrude: Thanks Patrick. Well he performed a terrifying "Messy Muchacho" that left me speechless and incredibly violated.

Patrick Swayze: Would you recommend this "Messy Muchacho" that you speak so fondly of?

Gertrude: Um...Patrick, I was brutally raped. Nothing about that was fond. Why do you mock such a sensitive subject?

Patrick Swayze: Because I have nothing better to do than imagine you greased up in gasoline.

by team raunchy prostitute October 16, 2008

How much do you weigh?

It's a question that basically states let's have sex or let's make love.
As in the movie "Wild Target"

Guy: "If you need anything just call me."
Girl: " Umm ok.. Wait! How much do you weigh?"

by foreverafreak July 26, 2011

Thank you so much

Overly used phrase when a simple "thank you" will suffice. It's improper grammar is popular over the proper grammar "thank you very much".

Thank you so much for not saying thank you so much to me.

by cpetkunas February 28, 2019

muct

to rape a virgin, sometimes with a drumstick

Hilary muct Luke twice!

by JoeKelly September 4, 2006