mosquito

The satan of nature.

"I just got bitten by a mosquito."

by Itz KittyPinkiez June 9, 2024

Arctic Ice Mosquito

1. n. Complete and utter nonsense.
2. n. Total fabrication.
3. n. Horseshit.

Ed: Dude, did you know my scrotum is big enough to wear as a hat?

Ted: Arctic Ice Mosquitoes, man.

by ChefsSurprise July 10, 2011

Squished Mosquito

The pressing of bare male genitalia against a pane of glass.

A man drops trow, and presses his penis and testicles up against a pane of glass. The squished appearance resembles that of a squished mosquito.

by BLUDVLZ June 13, 2013

Mosquitoing

The sexual practice of sounding, but with a straw. The partner then uses the straw and sucks the cum during arrival of the male

Trixie wanted to try mosquitoing and began jerking me off only to take a Capri sun staw, sound me with it, and sucked the cum out as I busted

by Awont December 11, 2021

mosquitos

number 1 most annoying thing in the universe

darn these mosquitos

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR April 7, 2022

money mosquito

American insurance companies

Those blood-sucking insurance companies

You mean the money mosquito's?

by lmaougottabekidding July 13, 2017

mosquitoes

a disgrace to humanity

"mosquitoes are HORRIBLE, I HATE MOSQUITOES"

by $oda Tabz June 20, 2025