(Sexual act) To Mosquito, is to roll ones tongue, inserting it into either one of a female’s rear orifices, and suck through your tongue as if you were a mosquito.
by DrBlueBalls April 18, 2020
Get the Mosquito-ingmug. the feeling of a mosquito shooting itself up your arsehole and flying around up there a bit before fucking off.
usually lasts around 5-10 seconds and means go for a shit
usually lasts around 5-10 seconds and means go for a shit
by F34RL355 F13ND January 28, 2010
Get the mosquito feelingmug. Similar to regular mosquitoes, however these ones have a name that rhymes which increases their general douchebaggery. They are typically seen sucking blood, lifting weights, tanning, and getting mad mosquito pussy.
In typical use this is just a term that is just exclaimed with no context.
In typical use this is just a term that is just exclaimed with no context.
Buddy #1: Bro I'm so sick of these Guito Mosquito problems
Buddy #2: The fuck? What does that even mean?
Buddy#1: I dunno.
Buddy #2: The fuck? What does that even mean?
Buddy#1: I dunno.
by GuppyTheGreat February 24, 2018
Get the Guito Mosquitomug. by The_politibro February 25, 2024
Get the Mosquito Datingmug. The worst bug ever. Carries diseases like malaria and the yellow fever. Bites are itchy and annoying and distracting and frustrating. There would literally be no negative effect on the world if they were eradicated.
Dude guy person 1: SHIT I GOT BIT BY SOME MOSQUITOES
Dude guy person 2: OH CRAP WE'RE IN SOUTH AMERICA YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Dude guy person 1: AAAAAAAGH
Dude guy person 2: OH CRAP WE'RE IN SOUTH AMERICA YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Dude guy person 1: AAAAAAAGH
by Dudeguyperson3 November 15, 2013
Get the Mosquitoesmug. 1Mst = .08063g
The Mosquito Ton(Mst) = Avg. Human weight 155lbs(7.03x10^4g) is to a "short ton" 2000lbs(9.07x10^5g) as to the Avg. Mosquito weight (.00625g) is to a Mosquito Ton (.08063g)
In short, a Mosquito Ton(Mst) is to an average mosquito as a "short-ton" is to the average human.
This system works exactly as the metric system does, for example there are miliMosquito Tons (1.00x10^-3) so on and so forth. This will bring great new leaps in science for the simple fact that Mosquito tons(Mst) are cooler than grams.
The Mosquito Ton(Mst) = Avg. Human weight 155lbs(7.03x10^4g) is to a "short ton" 2000lbs(9.07x10^5g) as to the Avg. Mosquito weight (.00625g) is to a Mosquito Ton (.08063g)
In short, a Mosquito Ton(Mst) is to an average mosquito as a "short-ton" is to the average human.
This system works exactly as the metric system does, for example there are miliMosquito Tons (1.00x10^-3) so on and so forth. This will bring great new leaps in science for the simple fact that Mosquito tons(Mst) are cooler than grams.
Examples of the Application of Mosquito Ton (Mst)
The weighted average of a mole(mol) of lead(Pb) is 207.2g OR 16.7Mst
The weighted average of a mol(mol of Sodium(Na) is 22.99g OR 1.85Mst
The weighted average of a mole(mol) of lead(Pb) is 207.2g OR 16.7Mst
The weighted average of a mol(mol of Sodium(Na) is 22.99g OR 1.85Mst
by guy who invented Mosquito ton May 28, 2011
Get the Mosquito Ton (Mst)mug. a useless bug, spreading malaria and irritating wounds on the body
they buzz annoyingly when you're trying to sleep
they buzz annoyingly when you're trying to sleep
by botermossel September 15, 2020
Get the mosquitomug.