Skip to main content

Moses

Moses beats me up when i try to kiss him
by my ass itches very much December 14, 2023
mugGet the Mosesmug.

The Moses

A camel toe when a woman is on her period, signifying a parting of the red seas.
Sandy is definitely on her period right now and she's rocking The Moses splendidly.
by HarryElefante March 13, 2024
mugGet the The Mosesmug.

Moses striking the rock

Hym "So, in Exodus 17 God tells Moses to strike the rock to make water come out. And it does. In Numbers 20 God tells Moses to speak to the rock and then Moses disobeys God and strikes the rock and THIS TIME it doesn't work. So Moses

✌️✊️✌️USES FORCE✌️✊️✌️ the first time AND IT WORKS and then TRIES IT AGAIN and it doesn't work. So it isn't Moses striking the rock. It isn't the use of force = punishment by God. Jordan Peterson = full of shit and is lying to make it seem like God is against the use of force. What God DOES SAY about the use of force is that if you force yourself of a woman you have to take her on as property and marry her. THAT is what God says about force. Not Jordan Peterson's thing. He's full of shit. I'm NOT full of shit. They are trying to manufacture my failure because I suceeded radically to spite their God. The religion is an incest cult. I'm better than everyone."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2024
mugGet the Moses striking the rockmug.

Moses

A really cool girl. With amazing grades. She is really smart and can be dumb. She is a really big fangirl and has much fan accounts. She has much love in her even if she doesn't know it. She loves to help people. She is in love with bears and calls Herself weird names. She loves music and dance. She wants to make her strand come true. She wants to study at a university.
Moses is a independit woman
by Browniebear June 17, 2017
mugGet the Mosesmug.

Walmart Moses Catcall

Catcall whistling down a Walmart aisle clearing the crowd
Did you see Him walking in Walmart all Walmart Moses Catcalling
by Cools Man December 1, 2024
mugGet the Walmart Moses Catcallmug.

Moses Bag

Object -

A Moses bag is a plastic bag which you hang over your gear stick for rubbish.
where do i put this rubbish?
oh u have a moses bag!

my car wouldnt b this messy if i had a moses bag! :(

where would i b without my moses bag!
by MsJ3ep June 25, 2010
mugGet the Moses Bagmug.

Mosely

Calm, pleasant, peaceful, but at the same time colourful and happy, often used to describe toddlers' TV.
I loved Thomas as a kid, it was so mosely.
by PonyTrainBoi May 5, 2018
mugGet the Moselymug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email