mommy magnet
mommy magnet by mommy luvr November 8, 2021
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mommy mafia
A group of soccer moms who can talk about nothing besides their kids, their kid's teacher, their kid's father, their kid's diaper rash, their kid's schedule. They are also fiercely competitive over who is the best mother and whose kid is the best. They are usually white, wealthy, suburban, and BORING! They can also be catty, bitchy, passive-aggressive, and BORING!
Lines you will hear between members of the mommy mafia:
Pat - "Katie is the smartest in her class."
Sue - "Well Timmy was voted most popular by his teacher."
Jan - "Bob just got a promotion so I'm taking the kids to Disney."
ME - "You're all BORING! What am I doing here?"
Pat - "Katie is the smartest in her class."
Sue - "Well Timmy was voted most popular by his teacher."
Jan - "Bob just got a promotion so I'm taking the kids to Disney."
ME - "You're all BORING! What am I doing here?"
mommy mafia by Lovebug11768 January 11, 2007
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Mommy Blogging
v. A new mother's unfortunate need to talk endlessly about their new children despite the fact that no one actually cares. Updates and pictures and stories are plastered all over social media. Can continue indefinitely and is not limited to only new mothers and their babies, but that is what is most common.
Jane: This is Tommy playing with his blocks! So cute! I'm so blessed!
Carol: This is the tenth picture you've posted of your kid in an hour, stop with the mommy blogging already!
Carol: This is the tenth picture you've posted of your kid in an hour, stop with the mommy blogging already!
Mommy Blogging by BallisticWeasel September 20, 2013
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Mommy Porn
Mommy Porn is a sub-genre of erotica that grew out of the mainstream success of E.L. James' erotic novel 'Fifty Shades of Grey.' Characterized by its perceived audience and elegant description of female sexual domination, Mommy Porn first gained popularity with mom's over thirty years old before it quickly spread to a worldwide audience.
The characteristics that define Mommy Porn are: Its focus on female sexual fantasy; The introduction of an innocent female protagonist to an unimagined world of sex; A controlling, alpha male love interest; and its detailed description of sex without using graphic words.
The characteristics that define Mommy Porn are: Its focus on female sexual fantasy; The introduction of an innocent female protagonist to an unimagined world of sex; A controlling, alpha male love interest; and its detailed description of sex without using graphic words.
Reading mommy porn makes me realize what my life could have been like if I met a hot dominant billionaire instead of my husband.
Mommy Porn by Erica Erotica July 2, 2012
Mommy/Daddy Jacking
When an annoying person, with equally annoying children, decide to insert their children into a conversation where it was otherwise un-warrented.
Steve: "I just got my degree!"
Annoying person: " well I don't have time for a degree, between projectile vomit coming from 8 kids and me being a parent I barely have time for myself."
Steve: "nice Mommy/Daddy Jacking, asshole. Nobody cares."
Annoying person: " well I don't have time for a degree, between projectile vomit coming from 8 kids and me being a parent I barely have time for myself."
Steve: "nice Mommy/Daddy Jacking, asshole. Nobody cares."
Mommy/Daddy Jacking by GreenWeenie6100 June 24, 2017
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