moist surround

The snatch, pussy, twat, cunt, etc.

Damn, I'd like to get into her moist surround.

by Salty Skillz March 25, 2006

moist turkey

when having sexual intercourse you use a dollop of gravy as lube and you stick your penis in her bum

dude i moist turkeyed the shit out of your mom the night before thanksgiving. maybe thats why the turkey smelled like fish..

by Raskal64bra November 23, 2010

moist toast

it is when you ejaculate on to your partner"s chest and begin to rub it in with your penis such as spreading butter on toast

i totally gave my girlfriend a moist toast last night!!:)

by VillanKid November 07, 2010

the moist margret

between two males; when male a pees on the foot of male b and then male b inserts his now moist foot into male a's but hole or mouth if chosen

last week i got so drunk that i gave the moist margret to a friend of mine

by ghosh November 24, 2006

Moist Daddy

Name of a rapper who drops the most ill beats and has insane rhyming skills capable of burning down buildings with fire mix tapes. Usually have the name Alex

Oh my god moist daddy just dropped another mixtape and it was fire

by The Real Moist Daddy June 10, 2016

Moist Potato

Moist: When a female becomes sexually aroused.
Potato: A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.

Moist Potato: A sexually aroused brainless girl.

Person1: Hey, I think that girl likes you.
Person2: Yeah, but she’s a moist potato.

by trollmeat January 01, 2018

Moist Maggie

Sticking a pre-moistened finger in someone’s nose.

Like a wet Willy

Bob moved in to give Bill a Wet Willy but he called an audible and went for the Moist Maggie.

by Xavierlives June 02, 2018