minted cumkin

You make a jack-o-latern get at least 5 men to cum in that jack-o-latern, throw in a packet of polos and then get a women to put it on her head

cumkins and dumpkins are over grandad. it's minted cumkins now.

by dangerousmikej November 14, 2011

fucking mint

Used as if you would use the word mint But, in your great excitement over this one thing, you slip the word fucking in there too.

That was fucking mint!

This song is fucking mint!

by Berthaha April 30, 2005

urinal mints

The world's greatest porn rock band.

The "Urinal Mints" are the world's greatest porn rock band. www.purevolume.com/urinalmints

by Bill June 22, 2004

Mint Chocolate

One of my favourite chocolate flavours

Mint chocolate bar i ate, gotta have it more

by Suklaa May 16, 2017

Ribbed mints

When a boy attempts to buy condoms from poundland while in the presence of another girl and a boy.

He then gets caught by the girl buying the condoms however the girl only sees the word 'Ribbed' on the till.

The other boy then claims the condoms to actually be 'Ribbed mints'.

Louise: "Luke did you buy condoms, are you having sex with frankie, OMG!"

Rob: "Ummm no hes not, he bought Ribbed mints louise."

Luke: "Yer."

Louise: "I just saw you put them in your pocket."

Rob: "Sly Luke, sly."

by Robwhite March 9, 2009

Fucking Mint

Expression used to show something stupid or disappointing usually bad .

A clean variation can also be Freaking mint.

"when your parents dont trust you so they put cameras all over the house .... Fucking mint"

by chorny November 6, 2019

Bitch Mints

Mints sold in some candy stores that are normal in every aspect other then the label says :

"Bitch Mints, Suck on it honey"

and have a picture of a 1950's woman on the front gasping in horor.

"Some girl from school was lecturing me on sexism, I offered her some Bitch Mints but she didn't seem to appreciate it."

by Dylan Thomson September 27, 2006