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MILF

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

A middle-aged woman who's young adult children's friends want to fuck. Typically blonde and buxom.

Note: a recent trend has developed in which any female with a child, regardless of her age, is considered a MILF. This is a bastardization of the original meaning of the word as popularized by the movie American Pie. The phrase "childless MILF" has even

been popping up recently, which is obviously ludacrous.
"Dude, your mom is such a fucking MILF, I can't concentrate on this homework."
by OddDoctorMD August 9, 2019
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Milf

A women who sleeps with loads of people even though she has a child or children
She's not a slut she's a milf
by 18traceycammynguyen December 4, 2014
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MILF

Original: Mom I'd Like to F***

However, Imagineers at Disney so lovingly gave this acronym an more ''kid-friendly'' meaning...Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor!! Don't believe it? Go to the Magic Kingdom (in Florida), and go in Tomorrowland...it's right there on the sign!!!
Original: "Wow! She's a hott MILF"

Disney: "C'mon, if we hurry we can catch the last MILF show!!"
by StitchHater July 6, 2010
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Milf

Dude, Toddy's mums a milf
who is she?, Marriane
by brazzers June 23, 2010
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MILF

A person who has a fetish of fucking their son/daughter
Son: Mom, what is ur job?
Mom: i do sex in movie.
Son: Why you have sex in movie?
Mom: Because i love horse peepee in my ass.
Son: Why not human peepee.
Mom: Because ur dad peepee small.
Son: Why not sex other men.
Mom: because human peenin is to small enough.
Son: mom why not sex me?
Mom: because u benis non existing
Son: Mom you a fucking MILF,
by Roger Anderssen March 20, 2019
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milf

Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck. Usually refers to an attractive woman over 30.
Just jerked off to a hot-ass Milf on pornhub.
by @samgramm July 4, 2016
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milf

originally 'mother I'd like to fuck' usage has broadened to any hot chick.
what a milf.
by bob toben March 22, 2014
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