Mike

Thick mike

Danggggg he too thick might as well be called thick mike

by LaNiyataylor June 19, 2019

Mike

GAY!

That guy was hitting on me, I think he's a mike...

by Savagesteve January 4, 2017

Mike

A sick, bald headed, pedophiliac dog fucker; like to flirt with every girl he comes in contact with; just an all around sick fuck

Guy#1: You see that guy over there? I heard he likes kids and dogs.

Guy#2: Yeah that shmucks a total mike!

by LilVertoDShawn August 7, 2018

Mike

A loving hardworking guy who is overprotective of his Wife or anybody he loves do not mess with Mike, Mike is also a player be careful with a mike

“ Don’t even think of going near mikes wife “

by Rebecca June 15, 2018

Mike

His dick is so fucking small, its unnatural 0/10 at a push.

This is revenge for all those annoying times Mike 😁

by DefoNotJunior May 15, 2019

Mike

Your daddy

Mike is very thicccc

by NickIsBeast223 January 26, 2020

Mike

An grotesquely inbred homophobic mathematician bent on complete internet domination.

"That guy Mike, he's such a fucker.

by kagdurban May 14, 2015