Chilean Mine Shaft

Insert 33 beans in your partners rectum, then perform anal sex until you pick 33 beans off your penis or dildo

Last night I gave my girlfriend a chilean mine shaft last night

by 00(-7) October 18, 2010

Aisle Mine

Using skillful timing, the Aisle Mine is a concentrated cloud of anal gas most often laid in supermarket aisles with the intention of it detonating violently into the nostrils of unsuspecting passers-by.

For maximum points, the perpetrator must not draw attention to their state of hysterical siezure in the adjacent aisle following 'discovery' of said Mine.

Dude 1 : "Oh F*ck!...F*ck me!...ergh!...!!"
Dude 2 : "Dude, we just got totally Pwn3d by an Aisle Mine!"

by woofbarkdonkey December 17, 2008

Canary in the whore mine

Like the lame zebra that the herd tolerates, the canary in the whore mine is the predictable skunk that a group of girls brings along when they go out to sacrifice to the fiercest (and least desirable) male predators . . .

"Hey Rachel, a group of us are going clubbin' Friday night, want to join?"
"I don't know - is that bitch Heather going to be there?"
"Yeah - we needed a canary in the whore mine."

by Blueacre July 13, 2012

Sweet Chili O' Mine Burger

A burger that's served with chili

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sweet Chili O' Mine Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Louisiana land mine

when you fuck a girl in the ass and cum and then she farts and it explodes out like a mine

i heard jerry and betsy louisiana land mined then other day

by robot 123456789 May 14, 2009

nose mine

a silent and stationary fart that hangs in a particular area where some poor victim is likely to walk through it seconds or minutes later and receive its full effect

Man, Jose just laid a nose mine in the hall! Don't walk through there for another hour or so!

by Mad Coyote July 28, 2010

make mine a MESS!

comment to make after observing a relatively 'statuesque' human!

-indication you could "make sticky" really rapidly upon finding yourself in the 'right' circumstances with the person. (male OR female!) -also; good t-shirt slogan, or bumper sticker!

(you heard it HERE first!!)

jim observed the hard-bodied equestrian, stating: make mine a mess!

a body-builder at the gay bar had leon exclaiming, make mine a MESS!

judy mistook a gay olympian for 'straight', stating; make mine a mess!

by michael foolsley January 12, 2012