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chop your melon 

Karate chopping a friend or lovers butt crack
im gunna chop your melon if you keep fucking with me

peeled a nigga melon 

When you suck a nigga dick so hard that tomato paste flies out that dick hole while u squeeze ur shawtys nipples and give her that dirty Chewbacca until she sounds like a snail and dies
Hey vlad, did you peeled a nigga melon today?
Sure did! Sniped his ass out the heli!

Magnificent Majestic Melon Man Mookram 

Bobby Man Barry is superior to Magnificent Majestic Melon Man Mookram.

melonfest 

An event when a group of females gather together. Much like a sausagefest except for the fact that it's all female. A time where girls can have as much fun as males do when they gather together.
melonfest! a good example is GGW (Girls Gone Wild)
melonfest by Darwin1337 March 3, 2008

melon headed twat 

Usually a female, who dosn't have many friends. Enjoys bullying poor innocent gingers, people with glasses and people with big ears. She's disrespectful to elders and needs to learn a respectful amount of manners whilst at the dinner table.
girl one: hey who's that girl over there shouting at that ginger?
girl two: ooh that's just a melon headed twat.
Josephine, Rebecca, and Jeff (in unison): I FUCKING LOVE MELONKA!
melonka by melonkaforlife May 14, 2011