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Megabong

1) {Mega Bong} Any epicly-large, likely homemade, smoking device.

2) {Megabong} A huge bong made out of a gallon-sized pickle jar, garden hose, pipe, and a small flower pot as a bowl. Capable of single-handedly getting an entire party stoned to the bajesus. Also see Megabong Challenge.
"Lets make a mega bong today"

"Bust out Megabong, lets show these kids how it's done"
by illegallydead March 16, 2010
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Megabee

A malicious giant bee, thought by some to be a creature of myth, but only because they have repressed the memory of his terrifying appearance. While the intent of his terrorism is unclear, scientists have analyzed his actions and determined that he has an IQ of approximately 130 and the structural strength of diamond. His size seems to vary from sighting to sighting, so it is possible he is able to appear in different forms, ranging from the size of a large marble, on up to that of a Soviet Horner helicopter. You can tell when he is nearby, because the sun gets blotted out, you feel a low frequency vibration deep in your bones, and then a long stinger pierces all the way through your chest.
Just when I thought he had moved on to conquer another planet, Megabee snuck up from behind and slapped a "sting me" sign on my back.
by megabeeologist July 26, 2010
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Megaboy

Come on, Megaboy!
by Vinz500 December 21, 2018
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Megabyte

It's a guy who is addicted to a computer or internet
Martin is online again, he is truly megabyte
by Gonzoooo September 24, 2005
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Megabear

Noun:
Much like a bear, but twice as big with goats for arms, and built in gaydar. They are very popular at parties.
Verb:
To declare someone to be a homosexual with one or more hands on a goat.
Noun: The Megabear is a viciously sexy creature with no natural predators.

Verb: The megabeared you good, Mr. Jackson
by Thames Rivers October 17, 2008
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big dick anaconda megaboner

Big Dick Anaconda megaboner is what all the sloots refer to my macro cock as.

DJ is the creator
all them dimes want my big Dick anaconda megaboner
by DJthegigachadrawdogger February 13, 2021
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Megablk

The best runescape player around, no one can compete with this gurrrrl. especially when her homies mash, nikki, justin are there.
OMFG IS THAT megablk????? W48's finest hybrids plz. Hey mash is in there too, hes the guy with the half inch gochu right?
by TOUCH EMA November 13, 2009
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