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Megabong 

1) {Mega Bong} Any epicly-large, likely homemade, smoking device.

2) {Megabong} A huge bong made out of a gallon-sized pickle jar, garden hose, pipe, and a small flower pot as a bowl. Capable of single-handedly getting an entire party stoned to the bajesus. Also see Megabong Challenge.
"Lets make a mega bong today"

"Bust out Megabong, lets show these kids how it's done"
Megabong by illegallydead March 16, 2010

megalongdong 

oh, you were looking for a fish, right? well look where that got you. mega. long. dong.
i’ve been studying a lot about sharks and i can tell you have a megalongdong

megabΓΆg 

megabΓΆg

The Swedish equivalent of "megafag", used to insult someone for no apparent reason.
"Tja Johan!"

"KΓ€ften jΓ€vla megabΓΆg."
____________________
"Sup Johan!"

"Shut it you megafag."
megabΓΆg by Herskaren November 20, 2013

megalongschlong 

user megalongschlong on tiktok is the most amazing mutual ever
"Hey do you know megalongschlong?"
"Oh yeah they're the best mutual ever"

megalongschlong 

Tik toker whose main content is making anime characters bald
Have you followed to megalongschlong on tik tok yet?
megalongschlong by Itz_Daigo June 23, 2021

megaboner 

When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole
when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner
megaboner by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

megalongschlong 

megalongschlong is the best mf mutual and tiktoker 😫😫😫 loves Ed Sheeran 😏 their goal in life is to make everyone bald πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ€žπŸ€žπŸ‘Ή spares nobody.. has a thing for barney β˜πŸΌβ˜πŸΌπŸ˜” definitely has a piss kink.. and is secretly working with mr clean, they're the real #alpha πŸ˜±πŸ˜πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘© 🦲πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ‘ΉπŸ˜πŸ‘ΉπŸ˜πŸ‘ΉπŸ˜πŸ‘© 🦲πŸ₯°πŸ‘ΉπŸ₯°πŸ‘© 🦲😈πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜πŸ₯ΊπŸ€žπŸ‘© πŸ¦²πŸ€žπŸ‘© πŸ¦²πŸ˜πŸ‘ΉπŸ˜πŸ‘© πŸ¦²πŸ€žπŸ‘© 🦲😍πŸ₯Ί
have you seen megalongschlong?
no why?
I think they want my hair..😦
megalongschlong by mwiop June 24, 2021
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