Megabong

1) {Mega Bong} Any epicly-large, likely homemade, smoking device.

2) {Megabong} A huge bong made out of a gallon-sized pickle jar, garden hose, pipe, and a small flower pot as a bowl. Capable of single-handedly getting an entire party stoned to the bajesus. Also see Megabong Challenge.

"Lets make a mega bong today"

"Bust out Megabong, lets show these kids how it's done"

by illegallydead March 16, 2010

megalongdong

oh, you were looking for a fish, right? well look where that got you. mega. long. dong.

i’ve been studying a lot about sharks and i can tell you have a megalongdong

by I can’t put my real name August 27, 2021

megabög

megabög

The Swedish equivalent of "megafag", used to insult someone for no apparent reason.

"Tja Johan!"

"Käften jävla megabög."
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"Sup Johan!"

"Shut it you megafag."

by Herskaren November 20, 2013

megalongschlong

user megalongschlong on tiktok is the most amazing mutual ever

"Hey do you know megalongschlong?"
"Oh yeah they're the best mutual ever"

by a_dyslexic_wh0r3 June 23, 2021

megalongschlong

Tik toker whose main content is making anime characters bald

Have you followed to megalongschlong on tik tok yet?

by Itz_Daigo June 23, 2021

megaboner

When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole

when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

megalongschlong

megalongschlong is the best mf mutual and tiktoker 😫😫😫 loves Ed Sheeran 😏 their goal in life is to make everyone bald 🥺🥺🥺🤞🤞👹 spares nobody.. has a thing for barney ☝🏼☝🏼😔 definitely has a piss kink.. and is secretly working with mr clean, they're the real #alpha 😱😏👹👩 🦲🥺🥰😍😈😈👹😍👹😍👹😍👩 🦲🥰👹🥰👩 🦲😈🥺😍🥺🤞👩 🦲🤞👩 🦲😍👹😍👩 🦲🤞👩 🦲😍🥺

have you seen megalongschlong?
no why?
I think they want my hair..😦

by mwiop June 24, 2021