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Megabong 

1) {Mega Bong} Any epicly-large, likely homemade, smoking device.

2) {Megabong} A huge bong made out of a gallon-sized pickle jar, garden hose, pipe, and a small flower pot as a bowl. Capable of single-handedly getting an entire party stoned to the bajesus. Also see Megabong Challenge.
"Lets make a mega bong today"

"Bust out Megabong, lets show these kids how it's done"
Megabong by illegallydead March 16, 2010
Words you can keep

megalongdong 

oh, you were looking for a fish, right? well look where that got you. mega. long. dong.
i’ve been studying a lot about sharks and i can tell you have a megalongdong

megabög 

megabög

The Swedish equivalent of "megafag", used to insult someone for no apparent reason.
"Tja Johan!"

"Käften jävla megabög."
____________________
"Sup Johan!"

"Shut it you megafag."
megabög by Herskaren November 20, 2013

megalongschlong 

user megalongschlong on tiktok is the most amazing mutual ever
"Hey do you know megalongschlong?"
"Oh yeah they're the best mutual ever"

megalongschlong 

Tik toker whose main content is making anime characters bald
Have you followed to megalongschlong on tik tok yet?
megalongschlong by Itz_Daigo June 23, 2021

megaboner 

When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole

when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner
megaboner by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

megalongschlong 

megalongschlong is the best mf mutual and tiktoker 😫😫😫 loves Ed Sheeran 😏 their goal in life is to make everyone bald 🥺🥺🥺🤞🤞👹 spares nobody.. has a thing for barney ☝🏼☝🏼😔 definitely has a piss kink.. and is secretly working with mr clean, they're the real #alpha 😱😏👹👩 🦲🥺🥰😍😈😈👹😍👹😍👹😍👩 🦲🥰👹🥰👩 🦲😈🥺😍🥺🤞👩 🦲🤞👩 🦲😍👹😍👩 🦲🤞👩 🦲😍🥺
have you seen megalongschlong?
no why?
I think they want my hair..😦
megalongschlong by mwiop June 24, 2021
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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