Mayo Man

person who loves to rub mayonnaise on their titties

Logan pulls a mayo man twice a week

by 28Mxdonalds August 16, 2021

mayo clinic

A euphemism for blowing a load / jerking off.

The patient went to the mayo clinic, which is why his prostate is inflamed.

by ernest_borgnine August 16, 2022

Ella Mayo

The use of LMAO in a name form.

"Oh mah gosh I saw peter eating a cockroach"
"OMG ELLA MAYO"

by ProbablyNotGaychefffff April 7, 2017

Mayo day

The day to celebrate the battle of the Mayonnaise.

Whoa It's June 11th time for the mayo day

by pookiesgramma July 9, 2018

Extra No Mayo

As you are finishing up intercourse or masturbating, instead of cumming inside or on the girl, or in your hand, you get up and walk over to the nearest trash can and proceed to ejaculate into the trash.

"Yes, Lemme get a number one combo with Extra No Mayo" the customer asks. The underpaid fast food employee sighs and rips off his pants, proceeding to furiously jerk off while aiming at the trash can.

by ohyeamrkrabs August 26, 2019

Mayo Toes

A delicacy only found in the Meyers household.

Wow Meyers really went ham on Danny Trejo’s Mayo Toes last night!

by Soy Boy Steve November 3, 2020

Hold the mayo

Your really slow and retarted

"Hold the mayo you retard"

by Aye_itz_hunter June 8, 2017