maine muzzler

when you cum inside of a condom, then flip it in side out and slap a chick in the face with it

After I had sex with that chick, I showed her the maine muzzler.

by Jmills48 March 18, 2011

Maineglish

The Way We Speak Here In Maine If You Like "KISS MY ASS" I'm a Mainah (Mainer).

Wicked Pissah,
Wicked Awesome,

From Away,

Don't Have A Shit Fit,

Well He Thinks He's King Shit of Turd Island,

Etc...

This is Maineglish People.

by Maine Redenck April 17, 2011

high maintenance

Means you're a self-centered cunt (applies to males or females) who should not be tolerated.

YOU: "I have to warn you I'm high maintenance."
ME: "You mean you're a self-centered cunt?"

by fifilarue April 27, 2015

high maintenance

Someone who is fixated on Diamond Chairs and Diesel jeans.

He is really laid back, but if you saw his apartment you would call him high maintenance.

by JMannnnnnnn January 18, 2008

red rocket maintenance

the act of a male masturbation

john" why were you late to work"
rich" oh i had morning wood and had to perform some red rocket maintenance

by kid ravioli January 19, 2009

Friendship Maine

Friendship is a small lil fishing town in Maine. What happens here stays here (kinda like vegas) except for the fact that NOTHING ever happens here. It is filled with stoner, drunks (even tho its a dry town), and a shit ton of fishermen. If you ever find yourself in this "town" get out as fast as you can.

Welcome to fabulous friendship maine. What happens here stays here!

by FriendshipLiver May 23, 2008

high maintenance

Most women are high maintenance. The term "high maintenance" usually refers to a very peculiar female individual that is extremely selfish and demands a constant stream of gifts and attention. Also prone to bitch and complain about your every action, thinks highly of herself, and will never issue an apology...unless she desperately wants something from you.

I will NOT call you up 57 times a day, and there´s no way IN HELL i´m buying you that ruby encrusted necklace and scepter from the 18th century. Now GO DOWN ON ME and MAKE ME CUM...BITCH!

by Hanzo May 28, 2004