mad wae it

the art of being oot ones nut. (drunk)

e.g. aw man, oot ma tree last night, pure mad wae it!
e.g. poppin' pills at the art school last night, pure mad wae it!
e.g. nine litre a' pulse... mad wae it!

by flatsteve December 10, 2007

mad dolphin

When you meticulously lather up your butt crack with soap while in the shower and you rip a forceful fart, making a noisy flatulant that reminds Jaques Cousteau of an angry dolphin's war cry.

"Bro your ass smells!". "Don't tell me you're not impressed with that mad dolphin!"

by Pitou1093 May 7, 2013

Beatdown Madness

A combination of left-click and spacebar inputs that make your blood flow through your veins.

"Have to know the proper meaning of the Beatdown Madness chaos in the brain make your blood flow make your blood flow through your veins."

by _Caution April 20, 2021

Signing Madness

When an author promices to sign a very large amount of pre-ordered books in an ever decreasing amount of time.
Symptoms include bad fashion sense, increase puff levels, RSI, and stunted youtube videos. Sypmtoms fade once book is released and signing - the cause - also stops.

2011 John Green's promise to sign all copies of pre-ordered 'TFIOS' (The Fault In Our Stars). Now he has Signing Madness.

by Shortcut888 October 19, 2011

Arctic Madness

Madness cause when one has to urinate outside in the cold and is wearing 4 inches of clothing and only has 3 inches of penis to work with due to the sub-zero temperatures.

Common among males in the Arctic.

"I have to urinate so bad it hurts! But I can't find my willy in all these clothes." - Justin

"Calm down, your getting arctic madness."
- Dave

by Monological January 21, 2009

Mad Laddie

The female counterpart of the term "mad lad" ; an insane female who is very daring and awesome

Person One: Look at the mad laddie go! She is playing All Star with the sharpest tool in her shed!

by howiemandealt June 24, 2019

mad dumb

Mad dumb refers to you basically going over the top and look really stupid from another person's veiw are somebody will just take it as she actions mad but dumb st this same time.

Girl look at that girl dancing:right she looks mad dumb🤣

by Sevenfw September 3, 2017