Russian macaroni

1. a fatal stomach disease that causes ulcers, it's slang is "russian macaroni"

2. two homosexual men have intercourse through the anal passage. one man's penis ejaculates sperm into the anus. He then excretes urine into the same man's anus. The man who was ejaculated and peed into then poops out a light yellow, chunky mixture that looks somewhat of macaroni. You will never look at mac n cheese the same way again.

You may eat it if you'd like.

3. macaroni and cheese made in russia

1. "Oh no! I have russian macaroni!"
2. "Oh no! Maybe you got it from the russian macaroni you

had last night!"
3. "You don't understand! now we can't russian macaroni

every night anymore!"

by INVISIBOWL. April 15, 2011

Macaron

Something like an oreo but instead of cream a less soft and less cold version of icecream,

NOT A MACAROON

I loved the macarons!

by blaez kat May 26, 2014

Brody Macaroni

Legendary poster on the internet forum Boxden.com. One of the most effective smiley users and entertaining story tellers ever. Self-proclaimed alcoholic piece of shit who will fuck anything with two legs and a pussy. His hilarious stories and masterful use of smileys entertain us to no bounds. Probably really a piece of shit but still, thank you BrodyMacaroni.

Guy: Did you see Brody Macaroni's latest thread?
Guy 2: The one where he took a picture of himself with a huge boner in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood.
Guy: No. The one about when he slipped and fell when he was jerking off in his grandma's sink and busted a nut all over the bathroom.

Guy 2: :omfg: :rofl:

by boxdenron October 31, 2011

Macon

Macon, noun from Man and Bacon. Is a meal known to few has a delicacy where a man to arouse is sexual partner (male or female) wrap pre-cooked bacon around is genitalia and attach a hot dog bread to it. The sexual partner then eat the said wrapped bacon and orally please the male. In Muslim country they replace the bacon with turkey. In some part of the USA the Macon is also known has the Pacon (penis and bacon)

honey i feel kinky do me a macon tonight

by RecTumBen April 14, 2011

Tom MacDonald

Former pro wrestler turned rapper. Talks about having American dreams, but is from Canada (see Kid Rock). Occasionally peddles easily debunked conspiracy theories to a gullible audience. Complains about indoctrination, but wants you to buy his album. Also has occasionally expressed transphobia. Is currently allied with another "rapper" who's complained about not being able to use slurs against black and gay people while carrying the usual conservative victim card.

"Hey! Wanna go see a Tom MacDonald concert?"

"Sure! Let me rail some crank and light a dumpster on fire first, though."

by Poisonous Mushroom May 24, 2022

braydon macdonald

sexy, and cute, cant have him but want him so bad, conbination or a greek god and a abercrombie model

braydon macdonald is a real person because they were born like that

by matthew carrey August 3, 2009

atty batty super makdaddy macro-fatty

A monsterous joint, that when rolled, consumes most of the bud that was purchased from a bag. This can be rolled with no less than two papers spliff or filling an entire blunt without splitting the outer casing goddie or godfather.
This can not be smoked by any more than two people; inducing a coma-like high that lasts for hours and ends with a trip to a burger or taco establishment.

Opposite of eeny teeny weeny beany micro-thinny

"Hey, are you gonna whip out that atty batty super makdaddy macro-fatty, or am gonna have to light the eeny teeny weeny beany micro thinny."

or a response to seeing a HUGE joint...

"Jeez, thats an atty batty super makdaddy macro-fatty."

by Crackmonkey April 22, 2006