old mans cock

British Slang: A tasty spreadable marshmallow treat

Susan says "after a round of nut tinglinling golf, I could really go for a large helping of old mans cock"

by ROO30 August 13, 2006

poor mans porn

using an educational video (eg. how to put on a condom) as an excuse for porn.

i dont want to look up real porn to i looked up poor mans porn

by hoop the scoop April 14, 2017

daring young mans

An autistic way of saying "sweatpants"

Ryan- "Why is that kid wearing daring young mans?"
Josh- "I don't know..he must not have any sense of fashion!"

by Ryan Scott Graham December 20, 2007

unholy garden of no mans land

An overly-grown jungle of pubes on a vagina.

Don't fuck her, she has a nasty unholy garden of no mans land!

by the "sex" August 14, 2009

black mans steak

fried bologna sandwich

having black mans steak tonight

by LiL johnny November 26, 2013

Dead Mans Curve

hazardous and sharp curves on a high speed road that often result in cars losing control and crashing

you don't come back from Dead Mans Curve

by Mattholder1694 September 9, 2010

i dont give a dead mans last fuck

When you've reached the point of no return in terms of giving a dead mans last fuck. You simply do not care. There is not enough nihilism in the fucking world to describe the immensity of the fuck that you do not give.

>If you don't stay for overtime, I'll write you up!

<I dont give a dead mans last fuck

by ConsensualRapist August 2, 2011