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Landice

Landice is the definition of pure happiness and beauty. She is one of the most heart warming and caring person ever. She likes to take in other peoples problems and not worry about her own, therefore overwhelming herself and giving her own happiness away to others. She is a joyful and fun person to be around at all times. She is a very loving person and once you’ve done her wrong too many times she will be a bitch. She will always be a person to come to on any day.
Landice is such a good person! I wish more people would be like her!
by goddess5273 October 22, 2019
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Venus Landing

When, while preforming oral sex on a woman, you projectile vomit in said woman's vaginal crevice.
When we were 69ing i preformed the elusive venus landing.
by Mike L. Itoris October 20, 2010
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Stewarts Landing

A small community on the awesome side of Ritchie Highway to Severna Park High School. It is a great place that is right on the Magothy and is a wonderful place to live. However, the neighborhood can have some sketchy neighbors. Home of the greatest halloween house before our beloved Mrs. Betty moved out. Also home to North and South Drive which on one side (the inner) is the ghetto place of severna park and the outside (the outside) is on the water and is home to rich snobs. Next to Berrywood community.
classic surburban town in the united states is a example of Stewarts Landing
by Descendent of Stewarts landing November 20, 2010
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Moon landing

A fake occurance in the 1960s
Recorded at Area 51
Impossibility of ever happening
NASA killing their own men
The government is hiding the fact that it is fake
by Mgb206 September 22, 2019
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landing pad

Something you put down on the bed or other surface to prevent it from getting dirty or wet from having sex. Usually this is a towel, but anything will do.
person1: I am horny, lets get it on.
person2: Well I just changed the sheets so put a landing pad down!
by CA dream'in August 21, 2009
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Landing the Plane

When a woman performs oral sex on a man with a cock in each hand, and lowers her head as she pulls back on each cock, mimicking the movements of someone guiding a plane into a landing
Me and Josh and Tito went over to this chicks house and this bitch was so horny she was landing the plane with all three of our dicks.
by blackrosemoth July 7, 2010
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moon landing

(Note: I want to add an example to a definition that I submitted and that's already been published, but I don't know how to do that. Below is the original entry with the new example.)

When one person is trying to get around another whose facing the opposite direction and, thus, cannot see the first person trying to squeeze by without touching. At the last second, as the first person is about to pass, the second steps directly in his or her path, resulting in inadvertent crotch-to-ass contact.
After an unintentional moon landing, the first person might say: "Oops! Pardon me! Didn't mean to land on your moon."

"That's one small step for man, one giant dick in the ass!" (new example)
by sprtkus March 6, 2011
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