louse

A derogatory label, used in good humor, to call someone who has either just beaten you or has been winning excessively in a card game (usually poker).

Common in West-Central Pennsylvania.

"We're playing Hold'Em, and he's beaten me three times in a row. What a louse!"

by Justin Zelman January 14, 2006

Loused

Totally shit-faced, or drunk off your ass.

"Isn't it a little early for them to be getting as loused as they are?"

"Wow, I was totally loused last weekend!"

by danish89 December 20, 2009

louse

An attorney who does not represent his/her client well.

Seth did not show up for a meeting with his client, he sure is a louse.

by Joojy August 11, 2005

Spouse Louse

When a non-famous person shows up at an Awards Ceremony, leaching off their spouse's fame.

"Did you see Sarah Jessica Parker's husband at the Oscars?"
"No, but I saw a donkey in a dress with some dude."
"Yeah, that's them. Her boy's such a spouse louse!"

by Pissed Off Customer August 3, 2012

Crab Louse

Song performed by "Lords of Acid"

Dude, Lords of Acid played Crab Louse at their concert last night

by bjmoore October 23, 2008

lunch louse

A person who will do anything for a free lunch.

Mark is such a lunch louse that he attended an extremely boring 2 hour seminar just because they were providing a free lunch.

by chunkyc September 14, 2006

scouse louse

the small insects that inhabit the the hair on the head of balding gentlemen,much like average head louse apart from these ones steal your hair

he looks like he`s going a bit thin on top

yeah,bad case of the scouse louse

by el ryanos August 2, 2010